ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

We really are a *stupid* species, aren’t we? 🤦🏼‍♂️

“Tourists flock to Death Valley to experience possible world-record heat of 131 degrees”

https://nypost.com/2023/07/14/heat-fans-head-to-death-valley-for-possible-131-degree-record/

I'm going to do an open mic tomorrow afternoon (comedy). I did one last month and it went well. I'm hoping this one will be better.

Wish me luck.

Well, well, well. Look at the lead story in the Wall Street Journal. #Bidenomics #ThanksJoe

I relate to this so much right now! #AuDHD

Originally shared by Brains and Spoons on Facebook. I don't think they're in the fediverse yet 😕 so, for attribution, here is their link: https://www.facebook.com/brainsandspoons

Wanna bet that someone on YouTube can fix this with a glue stick?

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

RELENTLESS: Biden finds route around SCOTUS for student loan relief https://occupydemocrats.com/2023/07/15/relentless-biden-finds-route-around-scotus-for-student-loan-relief/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Night in #TimesSquare #NYC
Prints here: https://mark-tisdale.pixels.com/featured/broadway-nyc-mark-tisdale.html?add-to-cart=&product=art-print

#Manhattan #DigitalArt #MastoArt #FediArt #FediGiftShop #MarkOnArt

There's a beautiful #lavender #bush absolutely filled with #bumblebees in my neighbourhood. They might be hard to spot on the photograph.

Every time I walk by I pause to enjoy their buzzing. Bumble bees make me happy. #bloomscrolling

Iggy has been holding on to this celery for an hour so far. She's been showing it to anyone who is at all mildly interested. Like you.
#DogsOfMastodon #GoldenRetriever

This day in history. 1976. Canada's parliament abolished capital punishment even though they'd heard William Shatner's version of Mr Tambourine Man.

If you're on a date, and you're pretty sure it's gonna end in sex, but you're not ready for any butt play yet, place both hands over your bum, and loudly state, "Nope, not happening in my tooter!". This should be done in a public place before the date officially begins.

Follow me for more Dating Hacks!

EIon Musk’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $249B

Jeff Bezos’s Wealth
2009: $6B
2023: $153B

Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2009: $.6B
2023: $105B

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Billionaire tax rate: 8.2%
Worker tax rate: 13%

Pay workers.
Tax Billionaires.
Save our economy.

@SrRochardBunson Usually followed by my car getting into something he shouldn’t!

@CavedaleRhones @joshsusser @actuallyautistic

Maybe. But I look up words (especially their etymology) all the time. Gives interesting insights and allows more scrumptious word choices. ​

@joshsusser @actuallyautistic Good info. Was I the only person that had to look up “cromulent”? :-)