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Shame on the Israeli Parliament for passing laws stripping their courts of power to block government decisions. This anti-democratic action sends the country down a dark path, indeed.

girl are you the Barbie Movie because wow a lot of men are angry that you weren’t specifically created to appeal to them

@ElleGray

And since I never tweeted or Teslad, my response to anything Elon is Zzzzzzz.
😁

twitter is rebranding as X and my only response to that is Y

@n69n @autism101 @actuallyautistic

With practice, you can also use "OK" to be "You're completely full of shit, but I'm not going to argue with you." Leslie Jordan perfected it in the movie Sordid Lives.

@autism101 @actuallyautistic

Also, I can scale the intonation of the "ok" to fit how truthful I feel comfortable being.
"ok."
"ok..."
"ok!"

@justyourluck Really sorry to hear this. Sounds like folks there haven't experienced very high temperatures before.

Tips from an Australian:
- stay indoors
- if you must go outside, carry a spray bottle of tap water and spritz yourself frequently
- apply 30+ UV cream to all exposed skin
- walk on the shaded side of the street
- shade yourself with an umbrella
- wear a broad-brimmed hat
- do not get into a car that's been parked in the sun
- drink a LOT of water, around 2- 3 pints in 8 hours
- if you stop sweating, it's a medical emergency.
- if there's no aircon, drape wet towels over yourself
- to get more from your aircon, limit the amount of space it has to cool by turning off some rooms/ shutting doors
- if the aircon is not enough, turn on a fan as well

Stay safe, people.πŸ’œ

@KaCi

It's considered a safety setting. I also changed the setting the first time I had a power outage in the middle of the night.
The downside is that turning the wall switch off and on won't affect the lights, if they're not responding to signals from the hub. Like when your wifi goes down.

Shortly after midnight I woke up because a bright light shined directly into my eyes. I got up, totally confused and realised that all the lights containing the dimmable Phillips Hue lamps were shining at maximum power. This happened because of the settings in the hue app on how to react to power failures. If you are using these kind of lamps, maybe you should check the settings too.

American Evangelicalism: For when you're a shitty judgy wrong prick but you don't think other Christian sects are racist or Nazi enough.

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Fuck Jason Aldean,
and if you’re a fan of his,
Fuck YOU, too.

Be a better person.
Listen to Tim McGraw; he’s a decent person whose art, music, and values are more in line with America’s best qualities and greatest promises.
#JasonAldean #RaceBaiter #RaceBaiting #CountryMusic #TimMcGraw

"Your decision to rewrite history to ingrain #WhiteSupremacy into the minds of children is a colossal step backward and an insult to Black people, descendants of slaves, and the intellect of the American people." #Florida #education commondreams.org/news/florida-

@punkonbus1701@tenforward.social

It used to be you could hit the back button, then the episode, and it'd start to play. The "fixed" that, so it just goes back to playing commercials.
A commercial is a commercial, I don't care if they're selling panty liners or another show, it's still a commercial.

@WarnerCrocker
Who'd a thunk it?

Anyone who lived through Reagonomics and had a mortgage interest rate of 10.5%.
But I'm not going to point any fingers.

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