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Tommy Tuberville is a clear and present danger to Americaโ€™s national security and military readiness.

Pass it on.

Remember ladies, the way to a man's heart is between the 4th and 5th ribs, at a slight upward angle.

You are driving a #germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช car to an #Italian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น coffeeshop to drink Brazilian ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท #coffee and then going home buying #Chinese ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ takeaway to sit on a #Swedish ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช sofa in front of a #Korean ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท TV to watch #us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ shows and all the while being complain your neighbor is an #immigrant

Pull yourself together.

#mastodon #mastoart #europe

It's my Birthday today ๐ŸŽˆ
As a tradition I may request for sharing my work.
Thank you to everyone who supported me so far.
I'm looking forward to a brighter future. You can find more in my Bio.

#art #mastoart #landscapeart

Whichever twitter alt platform loves Alexis the most is the one I will want to spend the most time on

@HeatherFromTexas

I like (EV) cars, I like having a car, but I'd also like to be able to use it just on weekends, for shopping trips and exploring. I'd love it if there was a fast, reliable, inexpensive way for me to commute back and forth to work every day, by train, subway, or bus. I could read on the way to and from work. Catch up on news. Watch videos. Whatever.

@StillIRise1963

@johnettesnuggs

I sympathize, though. We moved to California in the 90s, to Santa Barbara, and bought a place there just before real estate went insane there. We only owned it 3 years, but sold it for twice what we'd paid (after a lot of DIY fixup). Sank that into the current house, and I couldn't afford to buy this place today. My mortgage payment is half what we'd pay in rent for a smaller place.

@synkr3tyk @theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic

@synkr3tyk

I'm gay, so leaving California isn't really an option. I'm just looking for fun. Anyway, I bought a house up in Ventura County about 20 years ago, and I'm pretty well settled.

@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic

@synkr3tyk

I'm currently touring homes for sale in Bel Air and Beverly Hills. I wouldn't actually live either place, even if I could afford it. I don't even like to go as far as the 101/405 interchange, but it's fun to look at the houses.

@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic

One of my favorite things about @KevBot is how heโ€™ll loosely plan out or day and send the agenda to me in the form of a Yelp collection.

@markusl@fosstodon.org

I'll go with c) the page of the Book Of Spells And Hexes you're reading is an insomnia curse.

@llPK @niamhgarvey @ratcatcher@neurodifferent.me @hellomiakoda @Zumbador @actuallyautistic

Heather Cox Richardson's Letters from an American newsletter is always worth reading but I want to flag today's on the efforts in Texas to target interstates and other transportation routes to prevent women from leaving Texas for (legal) abortions. Surreal, definitely unconstitutional, but also creates even more barriers and confusion. So reminiscent of proslavery political maneuvering. #history #abortion #histodons 1/ heathercoxrichardson.substack.

@ratcatcher@neurodifferent.me

If there's any question about whether you're awake or just dreaming you're awake - DON'T USE THE TOILET!
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@niamhgarvey @hellomiakoda @Zumbador @actuallyautistic

Your non-violent, harmless autistic traits aren't bad because other people are "annoyed" by them or "don't care for them"

That's on them, not you.

They're part of you. Imagine if we fired people and insulted their moral character because they asked about the weather.

@actuallyautistic

Salesman: so the Camry trunk is about 15 cubic ft.

Me: Okay but how many bodies can I fit in there?

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