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Queer update: If you were wondering, I'm feeling exhaustedly queer.

Hello Republicans? Sky God here... you guys suck. Have a terrible day.

@AustinB

Yes. I saw posts in late 2016 that celebrated The Revolution that was sure to come, because things would be intolerable, and it was inevitable.
They were sort of right. There was an uprising. Just not the one they expected.

@MissPixiePancake

I avoid that by using one of these. This morning my shower was 95F, start to finish. Same as yesterday, and same as tomorrow's will be.

I love to bathe in hot water, but sometimes my shower goes into searing lava mode.

#Fun #Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Shower

@actuallyautistic

Something I just realized is probably a result of childhood autism:
I wasn't allowed to "fidget", so I developed other habits. One that I did a lot was bending one of my fingers into my clenched fist - I did it enough that I changed the bone formation, and that finger (on both hands) curves in. I think that was probably stimming.
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I stand with the UAW, as I do the striking Hollywood writers and actors. Corporate profits are through the roof, as are CEO salaries. The people who actually make the goods and perform the services deserve their fair share.

@tristansnell

You had some word order and punctuation issues in your post - let me help:

Elon Musk is helping Putin.

BREAKING: Senate investigating Elon Musk over cutting off Starlink satellite internet services to Ukraine during Ukrainian offensive strikes against Russia.

Senator Jack Reed, chair of Senate Armed Services Committee, announced the probe.

Is Elon Musk helping Putin?

Unpopular opinion: The burgeoning US-ian Halloween obsession is due in equal parts to growing up with Disney's Haunted Mansion (est. 1969) and growing up surrounded by a national death cult (est. earlier).

4 yrs ago today, instead of going straight from my car into Marshall's to buy sneakers, I veered off into the PetCo next door. They were having an adoption event. ZOMG THERE WERE PUPPIES EVERYWHERE. I was defenseless. I brought this beautiful 9 month old orphaned bebe home with me. (She had survived parvo but her mama hadn't.) She's almost 5 now & still hasn't grown out of her puppy phase. & that's OK! ❀️ #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #BelgianMalinois #HEYLADYWHEREAREWEGOING

I love Halloween! It's the one time of year that I'm allowed to scare children. All the other times people get upset.

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