ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
Twitter just notified me that calling a woman a βcuntβ isnβt a violation of their terms of service.
@aravosis But I'll bet calling Elmo a prick or a dick is.
@blue_heathen They'll both run away from the microphones.
Can't offend Glorious Leader, can't risk the wrath of his unhinged base.
@blue_heathen One day they'll realize the whole thing was a scam - just a way to line his own pockets.
Even the Trump faithful know how ridiculous this trading card nonsense is. Samples
I have my doubts about this "Children of the Corn Christmas Spectacular".
PURE CLASS
I had some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS the last couple of weeks, tooβ¦
βοΈ Inflationβs easing
βοΈ I just signed the Respect for Marriage Act
βοΈ We brought Brittney Griner home
βοΈ Gas prices are lower than a year ago
βοΈ 10,000 new high-paying jobs in Arizona
βPOTUS
@Jake_Vig You can use them for soup.
@uanews And they should start auctioning off those seized yachts and personal jets, and sending the proceeds to Ukraine.
@joyannreid Every time I've thought Trump bottomed out, he found another sub-basement.
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A reminder for anyone new to mastodon who might not be happy with some of the racist and bad actors out there on other servers... Just import the fediblock list to your personal blocks and you will be safe from the vast majority of bad actors.
QT: https://qoto.org/@STORM/109260056830000449
@tillianisafox I drink (what my coffeemaker says is) 10 cups of coffee, every morning.
Don't look at me like that, it's a big mug. I didn't make the mug, I just drink coffee out of it. And I can't pour perfectly good coffee down the drain, that would be wasteful.
After my coffee, I'm wide awake and ready to deal with work, and by the time I'm ready for bed the caffeine is all gone. And my doctor says I'm in great shape. But, yeah, does complain about the coffee.
Even though New Edition warned me, I neither cooled it now, nor did I watch out.
OMG leave the vampire alone. I've seen the movie I know how this ends
Some of you have taken an interest in my cat (as you should), so let me tell you about Fishy. My girlfriend's classmate found the poor little guy out in the pouring rain on the side of the road. It looked like a kid scratched "Do not hurt Fishy" into the top of his carrier. He was skin and bones, and we figured he must be pretty old. Turns out he was just malnourished, and the vet said he is 3 or 4. Long story short, Fishy is now very healthy, very happy, and the best friend a guy could have.
Steven: Here's a patch worn by a military veteran with #Veterans for Equality, who decided he wanted to show up for #LGBTQ+ rights today in opposition to the extremist militia protesting the #drag show here in #SanAntonio, Texas.
(Sensitive Media: firearms)
"Dad, what is black Friday?"
"It's when you get a reminder about every marketing database you're still in."
That is some next level spite.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Myrna Tellingheusen Digital Trading Card collection is here! These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my life & career as executive secretary to Stanley Bogenshoots at Hughes Aircraft, as well as Chairwoman of the Funeral Luncheon Committee! Only $99 each! Would make a Christmas gift.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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