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@aravosis It used to be.

Mind, if you hurl the exact same insult at Elmo, expect to be banned within the hour, or less.

@CoachMark@thecanadian.social If by "launder money" you mean line his own pockets, sure. I'm with you. I think he's bordering on bankrupt. He had $600M in loans due, and he was counting on the presidential magic wand, to make it all go away.

The one thing I am kinda weirdly #thankful & happy about, being #ImmunoCompromised / #ImmuneSuppressed?
Wearing #cute #DisposableMasks. Srsly.
Mind as well find something that #BringsJoy to me, right? πŸ˜„
This is pretty much my life going forward when I go out now so why not splurge? πŸ˜…

FYI: these masks come from a Canadian company called Viral Clean.:
Website: viralclean.ca

Know how we know these comments are grounded in white supremacyβ€”not national security?

Right now there are 600,000+ undocumented immigrants in America from Canada & Europeβ€”when was the last time you heard MAGA call for a northern border wall or travel ban from Europe?πŸ€”

That’s the complexion for protection. An ask again to demand Dems pass DACA protections before Jan 3. Do not leave DACA’s fate to MAGA extremists: bit.ly/3YedKtj

russia's strategy is clearly to extend their war as long as possible, hoping that the world tires of supporting Ukraine.

Give us the weapons we need now, so we can end this war soon.

We will be free, and you will never have to worry about russian threats again.

Twitter just notified me that calling a woman a β€œcunt” isn’t a violation of their terms of service.

@blue_heathen They'll both run away from the microphones.
Can't offend Glorious Leader, can't risk the wrath of his unhinged base.

@blue_heathen One day they'll realize the whole thing was a scam - just a way to line his own pockets.

Even the Trump faithful know how ridiculous this trading card nonsense is. Samples

I have my doubts about this "Children of the Corn Christmas Spectacular".

PURE CLASS

I had some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS the last couple of weeks, too…

βœ”οΈ Inflation’s easing
βœ”οΈ I just signed the Respect for Marriage Act
βœ”οΈ We brought Brittney Griner home
βœ”οΈ Gas prices are lower than a year ago
βœ”οΈ 10,000 new high-paying jobs in Arizona
β€”POTUS

@uanews And they should start auctioning off those seized yachts and personal jets, and sending the proceeds to Ukraine.

When u have no idea what ur doing but u don’t let that stop u

A reminder for anyone new to mastodon who might not be happy with some of the racist and bad actors out there on other servers... Just import the fediblock list to your personal blocks and you will be safe from the vast majority of bad actors.
QT: qoto.org/@STORM/10926005683000

@tillianisafox I drink (what my coffeemaker says is) 10 cups of coffee, every morning.
Don't look at me like that, it's a big mug. I didn't make the mug, I just drink coffee out of it. And I can't pour perfectly good coffee down the drain, that would be wasteful.
After my coffee, I'm wide awake and ready to deal with work, and by the time I'm ready for bed the caffeine is all gone. And my doctor says I'm in great shape. But, yeah, does complain about the coffee.

Even though New Edition warned me, I neither cooled it now, nor did I watch out.

OMG leave the vampire alone. I've seen the movie I know how this ends

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