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@LibertyForward1 @stopgopfox@libretooth.gr
Yes. But chances are, she helped vote those Republicans into office to pass those laws. For Republicans nothing is really real until it's wrapped around their face and has its tube down their throat.

FRIENDS: We are MeidasTouch, the unapologetically pro-democracy organization many of you know from Twitter, YouTube and elsewhere.

With the chaos at Twitter, we want to build our platform here on Mastodon to make sure we can continue to spread our message.

Can you please BOOST this post, FOLLOW our account and encourage your followers to do the same?

I hate that I have to avoid someone because they signed up for a multi level marketing scheme.
Damn you Nana.

God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.

I made a joke to one of my employees about something being β€˜truly ironic, Alanis’ but he just looked at me blankly, so for making me feel really old and out of touch there’s someone who ironically won’t be getting a promotion any time soon.

Dark Brandon is back!

After Donald Trump unveiled that his "major announcement" was the Sad! release of his collectible digital trading cards, President Biden showed him what a real presidential announcement looks like.

Well played, sir! πŸ‘

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Nothing is stopping you from writing a great novel right now other than not having any original ideas or the discipline to write a certain number of words each day or talent

We did it, guys. We made it to the dystopic future.

How to Catch a Mountain Lion
an illustrative guide

1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.
2. Sit back and wait.
3. A cat is a cat is a cat.

Visit to the Newton Room today (regional STEM hub for secondary schools), loads of renewable energy based experimental stuff. First year class, and very engaged. On top of that, one of the girls dug into SparkVue, an app I spend time explaining to 6th years and teachers, and created a beautifully well annotated set of multiple data runs, very impressed. All off her own initiative.

Absolutely delighted to join Mastodon!

Greetings to anyone interested in following my feed about the fascinating History of Science, including the works of Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, Richard Feynman, Emmy Noether, John Wheeler, and many others.

Warm welcome to all followers!

Paul Halpern, Science Writer and Physicist

@bodyetal
Go back and read what you wrote, then ask yourself "am I being pointlessly pedantic here?"
The answer may surprise you.

Musk has cancelled Santa Claus

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Migrating from Twitter and getting feel of this place.

Hello. Name's Natalia and I'm a #PhD student based in Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 drawing #pterosaurs when not researching pterosaurs πŸ‰

Follow for general #palaeontology #palaeoart updates

@WryCritic
I have a CGI picture of one of them, next to a human male, for perspective. The file is called "GiantMurderChicken.jpg"

@filmcritic
And that's after they negotiate for property and business tax breaks, because they're going to bring SO MUCH business into town!

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