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@Oliviawerth
If I was choosing your makeup, on the eyes I'd stick with copper/gold/brown - but then I'm an old man, and my style sense got stuck sometime around 1985. πŸ˜€β€‹

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My wife decided to do a double-play-for-the-holiday special edition of Doing Olivia’s Makeup (still workshopping the name, but can’t help feeling the acronym may be appropriate at least), & in honor of a nice sunny day after the recent storms went with a rainbow theme #transjoy

I hope your day was Merry and bright and you found reasons to love yourself just as you are. You are beautiful as you are. ❀️
#JoinIn

I want to go back in time to a year before all of my friends were pregnant and constantly talking about being pregnant.

Oh, to be 12 again.

β€œForget sexy! We’re bringing measles back!!!”

-anti-vaxxers

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish he'll be buried in student loan debt and can't get a job with his fishing degree

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Nobody gives an eighth of a fuck that Pence is running for President. He's a spineless non-entity, like a beached jellyfish you'd recoil from at the beach, going "Aughhh!" Though I'm all in favor of piling Republican money onto useless bonfires. #politics

GOP: β€œWe’re not White Christian Nationalists!”

You: Are you white?
GOP: Yes

You: Are you Christian?
GOP: Yes

You: Do you support β€˜America First’ nationalism?
GOP: Yes

GOP: β€œBut we’re not White Christian Nationalists!”

@godpod it was my grandmother's birthday before that nonsense, so this year I'm planning as are the rest of my family in thinking about grandma white!

The Hungarian prime minister has cozy relations with Moscow, repeatedly stalls European Union sanctions, and insists that Kyiv should be forced to negotiate a peace deal. wapo.st/3jkJsFc

Sunset views from Smithwick, Texas, this evening. Standing on the gravel road at the top of the hill. Views are N, E, S, and W in order.

I don’t know whether Mike Pence is running for president, but I do know we’ve already had six years with Pence as a national figure and at best, they were underwhelming.

We are literally at six Pence, none the richer.

@godpod Mike Pence looks like a thumb and calls his wife Mother and isn't allowed to go to a meeting or dinner or anything else with a woman, unless there are chaperones.
The boy has issues. Serious, possibly criminal issues. Has anyone checked his basement? Has anyone ever gone into his basement and lived to tell about it?
I'm just asking the questions I think should be asked.

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