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When I go to 80s themed parties, I bring
S layer dip.

Hi Mastodon!

Just wanted to say I love you. πŸ’•πŸ˜˜β€οΈ

@PaulSchleifer
Owning the libs is an expensive proposition, when the libs are also your key market demographic.

Nature's magnificence and healing touch solaces hearts and raises spirits. When the world's loudness leaves you silent, nature's quietness opens your heart to happiness. From nature around my cabin in the wilderness of the Yukon, I am dispatching joy, healing, warmth, hope and positivity. Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/VQmLTDSpSdY

Merry Christmas! The U.S. energy department just declared the Texas grid an emergency again-again!

Every time Ted Cruz flees to Mexico, an angel gets its wings! πŸŽ„

Fuck Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, and every Republican, Texas voter. Also, merry Christmas. mastodon.social/@flexghost/109

I want to acknowledge that when I said that β€œI was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.

Elon: I’m Batman

The market: bitch you ain’t even Robin

The price for Adam Fox to conspire to abduct Gov Whitmer and blow up a bridge?

16 years.

Showing the world Gov Whitmer is tough as nails and ready to be president?

Priceless.

@JaneinNJ @georgetakei
She's trying to get people killed, and based on her actions, I don't think she cares much who it is.

Americans can help defeat a fascist billionaire oligarchy with the choices they make but instead are like β€œchoosing a server is too hard!!” 😩

@georgetakei
Chaya Raichik is "Libs of Tik Tok". She's the one directly responsible for a Boston children's hospital getting bomb threats, armed people threatening children in libraries, and so much more. She's the evil one.

Pay attention to who they’re giving a platform to over at Fox News. Listen to their hateful, dehumanizing rhetoric. Then speak out against it forcefully.

It's here...Graze for Mastodon...for :ff: Firefox!

Use Mastodon 🐘 on desktop?

I made a browser extension to make following people, favoriting, bookmarking & boosting toots on remote instances as easy as your home instance! (1-click)!

Install Graze For Mastodon
jmz.fyi/GrazeForFirefox (:ff:Firefox)
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Some of my #autistic friends may particularly appreciate this cartoon by @will_santino_illustration on Instagram, one of my favorite cartoonists. #neurodiversity

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