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Dead eyes, denial beard, a million hobbies, constantly can't sleep, loves people but works in tech, constant undercurrent of anger about the treatment of women.

Dear god, babe, just take the fucking hormonesโ€ฆ

I want to take a moment to brag on the #Jewish Mastodon community (aka, #Mazeldon )

I've had the chance to participate in several discussions on very touchy topics over the last couple of weeks (including about issues related to #Israel/#Palestine) and I've been very pleasantly surprised by the quality and civility of conversation, even when those having the discussion have very different perspectives.

It's not perfect, but compared to #Birdsite or FB, this is a breath of fresh air.

Now THIS is how we welcome strangers!๐Ÿ’™

I wish I knew who this person is, because they deserve the kudos!

Seeing stories like this helps restore a bit of my faith in humanity. Especially at a time when so many people suck!

@Ash@toot.site
Dreams are mind-laundry. Once you've got the degree(s) hurdle behind you, you can start dreaming about showing up for work, having completely forgotten to put clothes on. Basically it's all about not-feeling-prepared.

@Ash@toot.site
In an alternate universe you're running from robots the invading alien army released to hunt down humans for their blood sports.
So, you know, take an extra minute to relax and rest for alternate you. Alternate you has earned it.

If I had a time machine I would travel back millions of years to meet my great axolotl grandparents.
patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I just realized I never did an #introduction post lol oops

I'm a #trans woman with a shiny new master's degree in #datascience so yes, Python is my love language ๐Ÿ

My two other defining personality traits are:

- I'm a huge #trpg nerd (mostly #dnd and #cyberpunk but literally down to try out anything) ๐ŸŽฒ

- I'm a pretentious #film #movies snob (especially when it comes to the apex of cinema, Surf's Up (2007)) ๐ŸŽฅ

And that's pretty much me within 500 characters, be my internet friend pls :)

IN CASE OF FIRE:

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

Barry Croft, Jr. plotted to kidnap Michiganโ€™s governor, Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft , Jr. is a domestic terrorist and was just sentenced to nearly 20 years in jail.

This is how you help preserve our democracy: ACCOUNTABILITY.

Transitioning week 1: It'd be great if I could shave my body every once in a while, it feels really validating

Transitioning week 52: If I blast my tits with enough lasers I'll never see another hair on them as long as I live

Iโ€™ve been bedridden sick since Christmas Dayโ€ฆ

But heyโ€ฆat least I didnโ€™t fly Southwest!

My parents' cats. Many cats were street cats. They just came one day and stayed to live. The last to arrive was a small black cat, a very nimble cat๐Ÿ˜ผ

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