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My sister wants me to stop sending her postcards asking if she is still having sexual fantasies about her mailman.

Apparently someone is breaking into our house and stealing our plastic food containers.

@ScottSoCal

Intro to solid state chemistry changed my life.

I've worked in electronics for decades and only last year learned to understand the bits of fab that come before we got our hands on the silicon.

lots of people seem to miss the meaning of the word "paired" in my OP

PUNCH NAZIS

--AND--

HELP THEIR TARGETS

this is v simple

distrust the ppl who only want to do the violent part (prob just like violence)

ppl who only want to do the helping part mean well but need to realize Nazis won't just go away on their own. if you can't do the punchies yourself, help those who can.

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Will 2023 be the year that I finally forgive MTV for popularizing reality TV? No. No it will not

Look, I'm sure they probably sell goldfish but I'd like to think they specialize in slightly damp puppies.

@dhstokyo
Russia invades Ukraine. The others are important, but this one has global implications.

Over on Instagram, I’ve been running a bracket to determine the biggest news story of 2022. The votes have narrowed it down from 12 to these 3. #politics #2022recap

Which do you think is the biggest?

Pictured: George Santos during his days as a professional body builder

🎢 Greta Thunberg emasculated Andrew Tate / Chaya Raichik spotted at the U.S. Capitol gate / Trump’s tax returns to be released / Tesla stock value decreased / Elon Musk is an attention whore / I can’t take it anymore / WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE 🎢

If you ever feel like annoying someone, repeatedly insist that β€œI” is technically a palindrome.

Chips 

Found some interesting flavors.😬

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