@pixiepancake
I last dated when Bush the Lesser was in office, and I wasn't very good at it even then.
After flirting with me for 6 months (and me not having a clue he was doing it), hubs finally just told me he was interested and asked me out.
For years, people talked about fixing our nation's bridges. Now, @POTUS and I are getting it done with our Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.
@mekkaokereke
Because the people fomenting the insurrection weren't in charge while it was going on. MAGAts were all in place during ours.
https://t.me/Kyivpost_official/5966 β‘οΈπΊπ¦The Ukraine-EU Summit will be held in Kyiv on February 3, the Permanent Representative of Sweden to the EU Lars Danielsson has announced. He added that Stockholm intends to contribute to Ukraine's "strong desire" to move closer to EU membership. #Ukraine #News #War #Russia
RT @MargoGontar
π₯π€―hard to believe yet miraculously true! Doctors successfully removed the VOG grenade (which DID NOT explodeπ°), from body of serviceman. Surgeon Andrii Verba did it in presence of 2 sappers(deminers) who were making sure it did not detonate.
πΈ, source: Hanna Maliar, Suspilne
@TheRealElvira
I found your salt/pepper shakers and had to buy 3 sets. 1 for me, and 2 for friends.
SO EXCITED for this! Coming this Friday the 13th!
Check her out β https://creations.mattel.com/pages/mh-drop-mh-skullector-elvira-doll
@ScottSoCal LOL, I try to keep my wife from petting big cats like that. And our wild cats are smaller.
@aravosis
QAnon has reached the "Find Out" portion of the program.
Now hiring due to life support systems malfunction: Junior Forward User Researcher, Medical Kit Inventory Management System (Safety Protocols) in Second Contact Protocols (Defensive Systems Group), posted at Proxima Maintenance Yards. #StarTrek #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetUserResearch #IDIC
#BOFH excuse #406:
Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
A colleague of mine is having gender affirmation surgery.
It would be awesome to get them some gifts to celebrate, support, and help them recover.
I'm not sure what surgery they're receiving, but if any #trans people on Mastodon have gift ideas, please let me know!
For four years, @NASAInSight studied Mars' interior, marsquakes, and Martian weather.
Join our @reddit Ask Me Anything on Jan. 10 at 3pm ET (2000 UTC), where mission experts will answer your questions about the lander's legacy: http://reddit.com/r/askscience
#NASA
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.