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Dovbush rocks. They say there was an ocean here millions of years ago. Where: Ivano-Frankivsk region. Ukraine
#Ukraine

I am aghast.
πŸ€”
[Looks up meaning of aghast]

Sorry, I am a little bloated.

Replace one word in any movie title with β€œTesticles.”

The Passion of the Testicles.

@godpod
Everything, Testicles, All At Once
Glass Testicles
Guardians Of The Testicles
Downton Testicles
Testicles to Paradise
Testicles On The Nile

The illegal #war in #Ukraine by agressor #Russia is now raging 10 months, 3 weeks and 1 day and we are standing strong with Ukraine still πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ’ͺ

Slava Ukraini!

Today’s edition of β€œDogs are weird” and β€œHow can that possibly be comfortable?”

I don't know who needs to hear this but

The postal service exists to deliver letters and parcels to people
Not to make money for shareholders

The transport system exists to move people to where they need to go
Not to make money for shareholders

The water, gas, and electricity supplies exist to provide people vital utilities
Not to make money for shareholders

The healthcare system exists to ensure (and that's ENsure, not INsure) the health of the population
Not to make money for shareholders

Shareholders in vital public services are a vampiric drain on those services

Capitalism is a disease

OK, language weirdness question.

Someone recently said:

"I just about caught the train."

Did they catch it or not? Perhaps it depends whether you think of English as (one of) your first language(s).

As always, if you're happy to do so I'd be grateful if you'd boost for reach, and to get beyond my circle of followers.

Thank you!

@the_etrain@masto.ai
Now I'm wondering how many times you've dragged home a cat with a dead bird. And how that would even work.

Shoutout to people who cruise my page boosting everything except my toots.

I tried living the dream but apparently walking around your old school with no pants on gets you arrested.

@byrd
According to Google Translate, in Russian it's:

россия тСррористичСская страна

#terrorstateRussia
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RT @ukrainiansquad
Can we deliver this message over the world in all languagesβ€œrussia is a terrorist state”. Write β€œrussia a terrorist state” in your language.
twitter.com/ukrainiansquad/sta

A lesbian, bi person, gay man and a trans person waiting in line.

An lgbtqueue.

Mushroom gets sad and grumbly when I get up from the couch unless I build him replacement snuggles with the blanket. It’s fine, he’s not spoiled.

#cats #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

This is consistent with the model we put out. That the immune aging predisposes to a response characteristic of an aged immune system

RT @OliveSiffleur@twitter.com

for all those assholes who were cool w covid deaths bc it was just "burning dry tinder" and "stealing deaths from the future"β€”well, the tinder's getting drier and the future is getting further out, bitches

wbur.org/news/2022/12/01/morta

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/OliveSiffleur/stat

@Talyaa
I'm on the 101, driving south from Santa Barbara, and it's scary out here. Car has hydroplaned 3 times, and we're only going 40.

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