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Baby carrots use fake IDs to get into salad bars

Share a recent picture of yourself that you like, NO talking shit about yourself!

@TonyStark @shoq
Since the internet became a thing, I've considered myself lucky that searching for my name gives something like 100M results, and if any of them are me, they're buried down past page 50. I'm not as interesting as the person I was named after.
But I still don't post my name on public sites.

Tune in as I deliver remarks on the economy and our efforts to tackle inflation. nitter.poast.org/i/broadcasts/

Somehow everything: universe, under water and make-up What do you think of this?

Please let me know what I can design for you. The more details I have the better. I look forward to suggestions. The first three get the created picture as a gift.

If you Want to See more Attractive Dachshund art Visit my Etsy Shop (10% Discount) link in the Profile Bio...

#mastodon #art #digital_art #dogs #dog #dachshund_art #photography #FollowFriday #pinting #dachshundsofmastodon
#dachshundpuppy #dachshund

Laying in bed, my wife and I’s phones briefly touched. So who says romance is dead?

Half of my posts are blatant lies and the other half are painful truths.

The adventure is in figuring out what’s what.

@SecularJeffrey @SandyJohnson @kapodemico
My dad had a floor Jack from Montgomery Wards. I would stand on top while he pumped the handle to have it raise me up and then turn the handle to have it lower me.

He called it β€œMonkey Warts”.

Just finished making this one:) unisex / genderless and available for worldwide shipping. Any support from jewelry sales goes to support my music career (listen in the link below). Comment if you're interested x πŸ’™

Music: linktr.ee/skalymusic

#jewellery #buy #sell #music #art #artist #artists #mastodon #handmade #musicians #musician #blue #necklace
#AyearForArt #MastoArt #mastodon #art #artistsonmastodon #artist #fediart #prints

Act with the understanding that we are each dependant upon another and thus responsible for each other.

Hyperbole causes over a billion deaths every year.

"I see you, I hear you, you're valid, but I'm gonna agree with the transphobes anyway" just tells me you don't see me, you haven't been listening, you don't think I'm valid, and you're kind of a dumbass.

Liam Nissan, giving no fucks 

I don't know how I feel about this. Brilliant, but - damn, Gina.

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