ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
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So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
@SecularJeffrey did you see the 2016 Dirk Gently series? Surreal fun!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Gently%27s_Holistic_Detective_Agency_(TV_series)
In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.
@Sfwmson @Aurani @SecularJeffrey
Ken and GI Joe have a thing on the side.
Imagine having to be Barbie's sidekick? Either she's a steadfast best friend, or she's seeing Ken on the side.
My partner called me βthe sexiest thing on two legs,β and I became concerned for our pets.
Today I want to share something cute with youπ₯°
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1316778954/rabbit-brooch-embroidery-brooch-bead
@SecularJeffrey midge has seen some shit.
Is it just me or is there some irony or sick humor for the placement of a fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc? Just shaking my head here #Histodons #JoanofArc #Geneadons
@lowqualityfacts
Also a problem if closing a door opens a window. Drafty.
"When one door closes, another opens"
Not if you live in a properly functioning house.
3 stages of mindfulness:
ABSENTMINDFULNESS:
When is that mindfulness workshop?
REMINDFULNESS:
*checks date*
NEVERMINDFULNESS:
Missed it. Oh well
@CatMomDo
Check out:
#BirdsOfMastodon
#CatsOfMastodon
And here's a gratuitous pic of the parrot who runs my house.
Welp, just moved from social.snorklr to here, what's going on? So for a little introduction, I'm an old retired software engineer, now part time book seller full time cook and cat caretaker, captivated by anything furry feathered, green or breathing. I still have hopes for this wicked world because the good and sane silent majority are getting a little pissed off and tired of the bull shite. Happy to be here and no longer on the old bird app! π π
@SecularJeffrey
That looks sort of like the B-52s, getting ready to go on stage.
I'm against feminism because of what Jesus said, but I don't know precisely what Jesus said because my husband doesn't like me reading.
To all of you who voted you would like to get one - I finally made surprise / mystery bags! I can't tell you what's in them but I can say it's beautiful, tasty and music merch-y. Suitable for people of all genders. Worldwide shipping available.
I'll update them on bandcamp a little later but they can also be purchased via PayPal.
30Β£ (36.50$) including delivery to wherever you are in the world.
Comment if you'd like to get one!
Music: https://linktr.ee/skalymusic
Lord, grant me the serenity to understand why anyone who has seen what Elon has done to the Twitter app would ever put a child in a Tesla.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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