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@TonyStark I believe in the near future that the #gop will rip itself apart. There are no more moderates. They have crazy, crazier, and craziest.

With the Orangeman wanting his own America First Party, it could happen before 2024.

@2xYosh
Under California Civil Code 1951.75, I am required to post this when someone uses the word "Inconceivable":

This toot is a meme
But its also a haiku
Inconceivable

Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after "Star Trek 2". Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan

#AllStarTrek

@ScottSoCal clean coal. At thrice the price and four times the pollution

"I knew I had to cut back on coffee when a number of multiverse versions of myself manifested and let me know I was overdoing the coffee."

One great benefit of post-orchiectomy for me is being able to, like today, go out in leggings without worrying about the bulge.

Waking up to reports that Republicans are outraged at Xbox. Apparently Microsoft is allowing energy saving settings. Not sure if Republicans are waiting for a gas powered setting?

Seems like Republicans can be outraged by anything. Except for storming the capitol.

Always great to wake up to a republican self ownβ€”or teabag.

I don’t have much of a network on here, but hi, hello, I’m a front-end web developer and web accessibility specialist and I am looking for work

"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."

therapist: how have you been coping with everything

me: with sarcasm mostly

therapist: has that been working

me: yeah it's been super great

@kell_topaz@mstdn.social
My sister wanted me to trim her bangs once. I tried to tell her I didn't get the hair stylist gene, but she insisted.
She still has nightmares.

Well, it's a good thing I spent the afternoon splitting wood. We are getting 6 to 12 inches of snow tomorrow with more this next weekend. And no warm days to split more. I have about 20 banana boxes of firewood in the shed if I run low. And 11 boxes in the house. That's a week worth.

That's what I started the season with. Two tiers. I stacked the second so high you can't see the first one. It's only 6 feet high.

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