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Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.

Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.

@cynblogger @JenX @gwaldby
When we have a majority of Justices appointed by mentally stable people. So, not Republicans.

Quickest way to end workplace small talk:

Coworker: So, do you have kids?

Me: Not anymore.

My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits

Like they know what that tastes like

Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.

Would like to watch one, but no idea which πŸ™ˆ

GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.

But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.πŸ€”

Me: I’m making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like?

18: The kind with the two first names.

Me: ???

18: It has green stuff on it.

Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken?

18: Yeah, that one

Next time someone questions if birds really are dinosaurs, show them this picture!

β€œStupid kid fell in the well again.”

-if Lassie had been a cat

@DidiQ
This is Trump’s β€œbig contributionβ€œ to America. His open theft and never-ending lying without penalty have opened the door for even worse narcissists. It seems our country no longer holds wealthy white criminals to account so why shouldn’t others like (and worse than) Trump grasp for power and its resultant wealth?

God: so they’ll be called Sea Urchins

Angel: okay...

G: they’re basically stabby aquatic sand spurs

A: what are sa-

G: but they eat, like, EVERYTHING

A: ...

G: poor orphaned kids will also be called urchins

A: who hurt you

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