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@voron
The same potatoes, onions, and bacon ends & pieces would also make a great potato soup. But add a can of evaporated milk.

Breakfast potatoes & onions

Potatoes & onions are cheap in #Wisconsin Kwik trip has them as a loss leader usually for around 39 or 49 cents a lbs. bacon can be expensive but ends & pieces are cheaper & great for recipes like this.
1. dice some bacon ends & pieces set to simmer
2. Cube some potatoes then microwave for 3 minutes to soften
3. Dice onion
4. Add onion & potato to skillet increase heat stir to avoid sticking
5. Add garlic power pepper salt
- Easy cheap quick #recipe

@TheOldGuy
I don't know what we'd do about it in CA, but I don't think Newsom or the AG would just roll over and accept it.

This needs more attention. A MAGA judge in Texas could potentially outlaw abortion pills in all 50 states as early as this week. youtu.be/267ll5BKJGY mstdn.social/@MeidasTouch/1098

An escape room filled with people who want to put their 3yo on the phone to say hi

She contacted the listing agent, who called the seller. The seller told her he had to move for work and couldn’t have the dog at the new place. Dude claims he was still looking for someone to take the dog. Food bowl was apparently empty and no bowl for water out. The guy should never be allowed to own a pet the rest of his life. Even a fucking goldfish.

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Anyone know someone willing to #adopt a 2 year old German Shepherd in the #Atlanta #Georgia area?

A friend's neighbor is a real estate agent and went to show a house and the seller left this approximately 2 yo shepherd mix behind and moved to Nashville. She took him to her vet and he’s good with other dogs and is getting neutered Monday. Will be available for adoption next Thursday. Some people are terrible.

#Pet #Dog #Adoption

Apparently I'm at that age where I meet someone and think "Ooof, they have *not* aged well.."

and find out they're *younger* than me. 🀯

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORK FOR A NARCISSIST

NEW: Elon Musk fired a top engineer over his declining view counts.

Plus the reason the site went down yesterday, fears about an upcoming FTC audit, and more, and more.

platformer.news/p/elon-musk-fi

From @zoeschiffer and me.

Employees showed Musk internal data regarding engagement with his account, along with a Google Trends chart. Last April, they told him, Musk was at β€œpeak” popularity in search rankings, indicated by a score of β€œ100.” Today, he’s at a score of nine. Engineers had previously investigated whether Musk’s reach had somehow been artificially restricted, but found no evidence that the algorithm was biased against him.

Musk did not take the news well. 

β€œYou’re fired, you’re fired,” Musk told the engineer. (Platformer is withholding the engineer’s name in light of the harassment Musk has directed at former Twitter employees.) mastodon.social/@caseynewton/1

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with β€œfor fuck sake, what now”

@noodlemaz @UncleDuke1969
Mark's Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nine Parrots.

And that's why Pluto is still a planet, because it would just be stupid if she sent Nine. Take that, Tyson.

Who else loves Dark Brandon?

In Tampa, Florida speaking:

President Biden: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

#DarkBrandon is speakingπŸ‘πŸ’™πŸ’™

@JRBuckley
Every once in a while I google my best friend from grades 1-4, and he apparently doesn't exist. I can't find any record that he ever existed.

Who doesn't have an online footprint?

Do you ever sit around and your thoughts turn to your best friend from 5th grade, or something, decide to Google them, and run head-long into their online obituary?

Just happened again....

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