ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

This will probably get me a charge of treason, but IMO Bacharach and David were better than Lennon and McCartney!

* runs away, takes cover *

#BurtBacharachRIP

People who are sexyhot for a living are saying I'm hot too. I didn't have this on my "Pleasant Surprise" bingo card, but I'm taking the chip nonetheless. I'm honestly blown away by the fan mail.

At this rate, I've a feeling they're gonna love the music once it's out.

This adorable little bean appeared at the Texas Observer office today, rescued by Staff Reporter Michelle Pitcher. We are calling them Mister Stinky (until we can get them checked for a chip anyways).

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #JournoLife

a great source of vitamin eeeeeee

Elmo Muskrat is a narcissist. That's what happens
QT: https://mastodon.cloud/@Porpentina2017/109837018215006175

@ScottSoCal 100% hit it with an immersion blender to make it creamy and poof awesomeness.
If no immersion blender, you can add the instant potato flakes as a thickener if you want a slacker cooking hack 😊

@ScottSoCal Scalzi’s book about the alternate dimensions & kaiju is awesome 😎

Breakfast potatoes & onions

Potatoes & onions are cheap in #Wisconsin Kwik trip has them as a loss leader usually for around 39 or 49 cents a lbs. bacon can be expensive but ends & pieces are cheaper & great for recipes like this.
1. dice some bacon ends & pieces set to simmer
2. Cube some potatoes then microwave for 3 minutes to soften
3. Dice onion
4. Add onion & potato to skillet increase heat stir to avoid sticking
5. Add garlic power pepper salt
- Easy cheap quick #recipe

This needs more attention. A MAGA judge in Texas could potentially outlaw abortion pills in all 50 states as early as this week. https://youtu.be/267ll5BKJGY https://mstdn.social/@MeidasTouch/109836802520186434

An escape room filled with people who want to put their 3yo on the phone to say hi

She contacted the listing agent, who called the seller. The seller told her he had to move for work and couldn’t have the dog at the new place. Dude claims he was still looking for someone to take the dog. Food bowl was apparently empty and no bowl for water out. The guy should never be allowed to own a pet the rest of his life. Even a fucking goldfish.

Anyone know someone willing to #adopt a 2 year old German Shepherd in the #Atlanta #Georgia area?

A friend's neighbor is a real estate agent and went to show a house and the seller left this approximately 2 yo shepherd mix behind and moved to Nashville. She took him to her vet and he’s good with other dogs and is getting neutered Monday. Will be available for adoption next Thursday. Some people are terrible.

#Pet #Dog #Adoption

Apparently I'm at that age where I meet someone and think "Ooof, they have *not* aged well.."

and find out they're *younger* than me. 🤯