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1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

What happened to these growers was wrong. Doing something to make amends is right.

β€œOver the course of 100 years, the amount of Black-owned farmland dropped by 90%”

Black farmers call for justice from the USDA - NPR

#BlackHistory #Agriculture #Farming #USDA #Black #History #News #Racism #Progress #AltText

npr.org/2023/02/12/1151731232/

All of the evil characters in fairytales are called β€œwicked” because no one in Fairytale Land owns a thesaurus.

@ADDiane

If you want to run as a Republican, run on a platform of finding TFG's missing votes on Mars, and while you're there you'll set up oil fields and build a pipeline to send it back to Earth for cheap gas.

I want to run for president but I'm lacking a totally insane platform.

@StillIRise1963

America 2023 - "Medical professionals attribute the increasing cases of disease to inadequate prenatal healthcare and understaffed workforce.."

the decline of this nation, and the impact it has on the most vulnerable among us, is truly distressing and disgusting.

Can’t believe this has to be said but accirding to a U.S. defense official, there’s no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent balloon or unidentified flying objects take downs.

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Republicans hate Zelenskyy for not surrendering to Putin like they did.

If people believe that Jesus is a β€œpure, white Nazarene.”
Congratulations, you are a Nazi.

If you're a news outlet who doesn't mention the possibility of transphobia as a reason an out trans girl was killed (or even that she was trans), but does mention trans status any time a trans person commits a crime, you are creating an enemy the public can't sympathize with, but only can see as a risk to themsleves.

I am so tired.

#theBeeAt3

Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.

# 74.

In some species female bumblebee workers can be up to ten times larger in terms of their mass than other female workers from the same nest.
Larger workers are usually assigned the task of foraging.

#bees #bee #beesofmastodon
#beesanctuaryireland #beesanctuary
#bumblebees #solitarybees
#naturereserve
#nature #organic #vegan #savingbees #photography #savingbees

The Tennessee senate is criminalizing public drag performances (which they helpfully extend to all β€œburlesque” including β€œgo-go” and β€œstripping”), because kids aren’t dying from guns, bullying, opiates and state violence, they’re getting dragged to death
actionnews5.com/2023/02/09/ten

@jjhysell@beige.party
That's why I have an automatic coffee maker, on a timer, so it's ready when I wake up.
Except, you know, for days like today, when I forgot to set it up yesterday.

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