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@Rasta

Deadly allergic to bees, since I was a toddler (first trip to the ER - hooray?) and I carry an epi-pen at all times.
But as an adult I've learned that they don't want to die any more than I do, and they're happy to let me do my thing, as long as I let them do their thing. Interesting to watch, and I keep flowering plants and a fountain in the backyard, so I can watch them more.

I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.

@UncleDuke1969

I feel cheated. My "human sexuality" class was just an afternoon of slides, in the gymnasium.

@blue_heathen

Probably not as rough a time as the students he ignored when they told him the PE doctor was molesting them, though, so I'm all right with this.

The thing is that corrupt people think other people are just as corrupt. They’re angry and confused when they don’t find the criminality they’ve been screeching about.

β€˜Jim Jordan is having a 'rough time' as his House committee hearings flop: analyst flip.it/ONvo9F

Alright, I’m a sucker for water. Here’s Lake Arbutus in Traverse City, MI. Pretty much the same spot, noon and night.

Spends an hour adjusting all of the clocks back one hour.
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Spends an hour adjusting all of the clocks ahead two hours.

Time is a construct. I do not adhere to your rigid demarcation of hours saved. I float free of the restraints placed upon my temporal journey by your chronological imperative.

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Pence saying Trump β€œendangered my family” and β€œhistory will hold Donald Trump accountable” for J6

lol.

Remember that time Trump had his people build gallows for Pence and the Speaker of the House a few yards from them during an insurrection?

Then the GOP protected Trump from prosecution while saying they’d vote for him again?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

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