ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I'm doing a thing. It's a small thing, kind of dumb, but it's funny and I think you'll like it.

Check it out. Share it around. Boost the signal. Launches next week!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mortaine/exit-pursued-by-a-bear

#cocainebear #ttrpg #oneshots

In 1933, the Detroit News wrote this condescending headline about Frida Kahlo. #FridaKahlo #condescending #ArtHistory

I was let go from my job yesterday. If you know anyone that has a need for a creative yet pragmatic #AgileCoach, #ScrumMaster, #ProductManager, #ProductOwner type of #Agile worker, let me know! (Boosts for reach appreciated!)

For the sake of empathy, I ask you all to take a second to consider things from the perspective of Conservatives:

Inflation is out of control. Housing is unaffordable. The healthcare system is broken. Everyone is drowning in student debt. Ecosystems are collapsing. We're constantly on the brink of war.

So naturally, one would ask, how can we even hope to solve these daunting and complex issues if we do not have detailed information on the genitals of every American citizen?

@ScottSoCal 😂🤣😂

Properly jaw-dropping moment this evening: an e-mail from my US publisher saying that "since it's a science book", they'll publish Blue Machine WITH METRIC UNITS. So I don't have to convert everything to foot pounds per square elephant. In YEARS of writing for the US, this is the first time I have ever had a hint that there is a world outside feet and inches. Progress! #Books #Metric #Science

My #Fitbit recorded my 10,000th step today while I was carrying my chocolate, caramel, and pecan pie to the couch. Because staying active is an important part of health 🙂

Sorry I said "Shut your ever-yapping gob" when what I had meant to say was "Fine, how are you?"

The Mastodon community is so accepting, supportive, and generous. As a tooter with quite a few awesome people following me, one of the ways I try to add value to the community is to help others find their people. With this in mind, I tend to boost every introduction toot I see. I may also do this upon request.

#Follow liberally.
#Boost often.
#Love the Fediverse.

Here’s me with an actual decent Australian politician.

I can't think of a single thing that happened in 2021.

Take my Worf please! #startrek #picard #mastodon

I love cheese.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #Jokestodon #Shatner #WilliamShatner #CaptainKirk #StarTrekTOS #Acting #Theatre #Overacting #Drama

An "Anguished” Leaked Email Allegedly Showed Fox Producer Begging The Network, "Fox Cannot Let Host Jeanine Pirro Back On The Air,” Due To Her Blatant Lies https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/NmWK7c5pDzam9h7YKcErygp41t9tiERU?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

#republicans are #snowflakes