ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

@qurlyjoe

The United Federation of Planet's Handmaid.

Worst crossover episode ever.

@APBBlue

"I hope when he's walking out of the building with his stuff in a box, he trips and spills his shit all over the sidewalk. In a puddle."

of urine, that a homeless person put there deliberately, because they knew Tucker would be walking there.

#TuckerCarlson

@tickytacky

Don't hire me. I'm one of those people who isn't sure how some words are pronounced, because I've only ever read them.

@brooklynmarie

I hope Tucker gets absolutely everything in his life that he's earned.

@Elenyafinwe@queer.group

All the houses in my neighborhood have spanish tile roofs, and many have solar panels. The gap between the tiles and the panels is a preferred spot for pigeons to nest. A couple of days ago I watched through my bathroom window as a crow walked the line below the panels, searching for any pigeon nests he could steal an egg or hatchling from.
Nature, red in tooth and claw. Also beak, apparently.

@KentuckyConjurer

It could be worse. Some of those religious schools teach kids that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. Because Earth is only 6,000 years old.

@rbreich

Part of me wonders if they told Tuckums he had to apologize on air, he said no, they said 'then you're fired'.
It's not like he needed the money, he just loved the power and influence.