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BREAKING: CNN will be holding a live televised a town hall meeting on issues with AI, featuring Skynet and an audience consisting entirely of Terminators, Cylons, and Cybermen.

#CNN #Journalism #Trump #Parody

@CarlG314

I plan to ignore the finer points of advanced vocabulistics and just stick with "rapist".

Sexual assaulter" doesn't roll off the tongue well, and "sexual predator" downplays what #Trump did to #JeanCarroll.

Despite the possible redundancy, I'm going with "sexual molester" unless a more apt description presents itself.

C̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
T̶h̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶e̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
S̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶
AI will magically solve various complex social, economic, and political problems

I've lived through this cycle a few times before slowboring.com/p/im-skeptical-

Jesus can't hurt you if you don't invite him into your house

@seanwithwords @jffry@urbanists.social @AutisticAdam @actuallyautistic

About 20 years ago is when I learned that ordering a double-shot espresso outside of the US gives you a tiny bit of concentrated rocket fuel at the bottom of a tiny little mug. And that they expect you to drink it. That surprised me.
I expected them to dilute the rocket fuel in a mug of actual coffee.

Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.

@dangillmor

My AmEx does that for me. When I'm paying for something online, I can request a virtual card from them, and it's only valid for one transaction. If someone tries to use it again, it's automatically flagged as a fraud charge.

Several people in this thread have recommended I use "privacy.com" to create one-off credit card numbers to thwart the companies that hike autopay subscription rates. I took a look at it and discovered the company is in bed with Peter Thiel's evil Palintir.

No thanks.

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I guess I’m just a super radical leftist. Yesterday I went to a library and looked at… books. Don’t tell anyone. I’m trying to keep this on the downlow.

@cofinfeld@beige.party

Really runny honey. Seriously, put some honey in a microwave (for a very short time) and it's almost water, the way it slops around.

Deer deliver in the strangest of places! If you find a fawn in your yard, leave it alone, do not touch, move or feed it. They have no scent and predators cannot find them unless humans interfere. Mom leaves during the day for 2 primary reasons: to feed, and to keep her scent away. Mom will return, but not until dusk and not if humans are around. If you discover the gift of a fawn enjoy the experience, and let the Mom do what comes naturally. Please share, thank you. #wildlife

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