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wish there was a phrase for when you’re saving up a bunch of squirrels in case you need them later

Am I the only one who thinks earbuds were invented to make me feel self-conscious about the shape of my ear canals? I've never found one that really fits me.

*me trying to build a fence*
*my dog trying to help*
Me: Ok then, hold up this board.
*my dog standing there looking serious*
Me: The board. Hold it up.
*my wife staring at me with concern*
Wife: You’re a nerd.
Me: Well, you taught him to sit pretty. I’m trying to teach him a marketable skill…

DIY Youtube be like: "First I designed it in CAD. I wanted to make it out of titanium, and fortunately I had a scrap piece the size of a Buick lying around...

@TheAutisticTooter@autistics.life @actuallyautistic

Sometimes, not always. If it's someone I know well, and am close to, it's more likely.

I once saw a pack of #wolves
running single file along the forest line. I whipped out my phone to take a video. They all seemed oblivious to our presence in the distance except for the last wolf, who stopped and stared for a moment, then carried on. What a moment!

Art is here - peggy-collins.pixels.com/featu

#wolf #animals #art #artist #wildlife #animals #AYearForArt #MastodonArt #FediGiftShop #MastoArt #FediArt #BuyIntoArt #peggycollins

There is no migrant crisis.
There is no border crisis.
There is no abortion crisis.
There is no trans crisis.
There is no CRT crisis.
There is no religious crisis.

The ONLY crisis in the US is the violent GOP fascists trying to seize power.

@KevinLikesMaps

Sure, I support negotiations, after the non-negotiables are handled:
Point 1: Russians fuck off back to Russia.
Point 2: Russia pays for the damage they've caused.
Point 3: Russia pays reparations for the deaths and injuries

After that, it's all open.

@StrugglingGuitarist

I don't game, either, so I've never used it for that. I just get the apps and stream TV.
The only service I can't find an app for is BritBox. Everything else I'm subscribed to is available.

@StrugglingGuitarist

I went with the Nvidia Shield and Shield Pro, after trying to Roku. Does streaming, easy to use, and the Pro doubles as a possible gaming console.

nvidia.com/en-us/shield/shield

Okay Seeking help from the Fediverse. I know, I know, I'll catch shit for this, but who can help me with the best and/or easiest way to ditch cable. Is it Firestick? Is it, Roku? Is it both? Is it just go straight Smart TV and subscribe to a few streaming services?

For reference we have one TV in our family room that's hooked up to cable, and a second TV in the basement hooked up to a DVD player used for workout videos.

The family room TV is a flatscreen but old (could be moved to basement) that does have the ability to connect an HDMI cable to it.

And................Go!

@johnmastodon @lednabm

I think we need to get back to traditional values. Bacchus was a god you get could behind. Or in front of. Or under. Or over. Until you passed out. Let's have more Bacchus, less repressed Puritan.

@lednabm i like my gods giving me food and comfort, not taking my money or telling me to kill my brother

I just saw a Dodge commercial about how it’s Ram season, so let’s get geared up so we can all start shootin’ some big stupid trucks.

@Savera@fosstodon.org

It's just gone into shock from the sudden weather change, it can recover.

@Zumbador @actuallyautistic

Understand that it's outside your control, and it doesn't say anything about you, or point out something you need to fix.

me: *inhales*
my hair: let me get in on that

based on a true story
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