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@seldo@alpaca.gold

Hypocrisy isn't just allowed in the GQP, it's a necessary ingredient.

@brandon_risen@bird.makeup @angry_staffer@bird.makeup

I think it's more likely his life choices ended his sex life.

@ryanhoulihan

I wanted to like it. I tried really hard to like it. I just couldn't.
But I did buy it - I mean, support my community, and all that.

The former president of the United States ripped off Americas very top secrets and sold them to our arch enemies. THINK ABOUT THAT.

@lowqualityfacts

Whether I'm pro- or anti- cannibalism really depends on the cannibal. I don't want to judge a whole group of people based on one trait.

We're seeing a large influx of new users, so here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.

2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.

Republicans are the party of government overreach. They want to control what you read and think, your sex life, and, if you need an abortion or are transgender, whether you can obtain necessary medical care.

I’m with the party that wants to protect those freedoms for all of us along with the freedom to read. #ElectDemocrats

Illinois Protects Libraries From Book Bans, First of Its Kind –
rollingstone.com/politics/poli

@shonin@mastodon.world

And when Florida has a choice between doing the right, smart thing, or doing the hateful thing, we already know what they're going to choose.

Republicans are mostly closing ranks behind Trump. Again. Are they choosing β€œpartisanship over country”? This framing actually underestimates how deep the rift is that defines the political conflict: Rightwingers have decided that they *are* the country, everyone else is an enemy. 1/

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Skye: Okay BunMum, I know it’s been a long week- I just had a nap and am nice and refreshed. I’ll finish the annual report off for you today! πŸ’» πŸ‡

Satori: Uhhh thanks Skye, I think I’ll be okay, no need for you to…

This is Walter, named for Walter Payton of the Chicago Bears. It’s a 1966 Chevy half ton pickup truck purchased for $360 by my oldest son Ryan in 2000 when we lived in Kansas. He was 14, had his learner’s permit and had money he earned delivering newspapers and mowing lawns. I had to teach him the fine art of shifting a β€œthree on the tree.” After Ryan was KIA in Iraq, Walter was restored to how Ryan planned to have it done. I take it to car shows when possible because my boy would if he could.

@HamonWry

I don't even care if he would - prosecuting TFG is the right thing to do. He violated his oath of office, he harmed (and continues to harm) the country, he needs to be prosecuted.

The GOP are calling for Biden to pardon Trump.

Why?

Would Trump do the same if their roles were reversed? Ahhhhh, Hell no.

I can’t believe the gaul of this guy, putting this plate on any car other than the Audi A2.

Ejaculation - The old way.

E-jaculation - The new way.

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