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@ScottSoCal I'm sorry, sir, but the Top Gov has banned all satirical images of his Majesty, especially anything depicting him during his Saturday Pride Cosplay Drag Brunch for Kids. You'll have to register for the privilege to cover Mr. Pudding Fingers, and your Masadon account will be suspended until your loyalty to Meatball Ron is no longer in question. 😎

HR: Well?

Me: it was a surprisingly good slingshot

HR:

Me: I didn’t know the eraser would hit him in the eye

HR:

Me: can I have my bra back?

Freak...

@ReticentTurnip@universeodon.com

I'm reading that with a Canadian accent, for some reason.

If you come upon a post with a hopeful and positive message about the world or our future, why don't you take a moment to consider these things before you post a negative comment about why people should be afraid and anxious:

What is my motivation? Why do I want to add negativity to this post?

Am I assuming people don't already understand the information I'm adding? Most people are well aware of the issues facing the world, having hope doesn't mean they are hiding their head in the sand, good things exist along with the bad.

Would this be better as a post sent from my own account?

Do I have any helpful solutions people can actually engage in, that they aren't already, or am I just being a Doomsayer?

I know it's scary out there right now, and it's easy to lean towards the negative. People without hope and joy have nothing to fight for. That doesn't mean they don't care, but no one should spend all their time in the darkness, we need light to thrive.

@ScottSoCal We are in the process of switching from the magic 8 ball standard to casting runes. The magic 8 ball was too woke.

@gupton68

But a slice of angel food cake, smothered in sliced strawberries and whipped cream is all right, isn't it?
I mean, grains, eggs, fruit, dairy. It's got it all.

Adulting is knowing not to have pizza for breakfast*

*when the kids are watching…

@raiaren @JeriLRyan

I love how they evolved Seven's character for Picard. But I hate how they cheated Icheb.

Captain Seven and Chief Engineer Icheb.

Hey #StarTrek fans, in case you haven't seen this yet, there's a petition to get them to make a new series, #StarTrekLegacy - hopefully starring the wonderful @JeriLRyan as #CaptainSeven 🌟
I've signed πŸ––

Cheers!

change.org/p/let-terry-matalas

The FCC is accepting applications for new, low-power, community radio stations the first week of November.

This is huge, you guys, this window rarely opens (the last time was 2013), and as you know, KUZU shows one way LPFM can be a foundation to build valuable community information resources.

The Grassroots Radio folks are holding a conference in West Virginia to help folks out with this.

Please boost and share.

#radio
#community
#local
#journalism

fcc.gov/media/radio/lpfm

Does anyone carry cash anymore? How much cash do you have on you right now?

Just to make this scientific, put it all in an envelope and send it to me.

@ThunderousProphet

I guess it depends how you look at it. If your goal is to drown, but you get run over by a boat, did you achieve your goal?

I just saw in a headline "dies following suicide attempt." Doesn't that upgrade it from attempt?

#MAGA: <25% of voters, but w voter suppression +mainstream Rs joining them -could mean trouble for 2024: MAGA doesn't care about Trump as a "fighter" or as "tough"-appeals to⬆️ nihilistic bent of the GOP voting base -view him as a punishment to inflict on the rest of the country -Most realize -never going to get the rest of the country to agree with their racism/hostility to reprod. rights/loathing of LGBTQ -know: won't win pol debates on the merits: social spending to CC: salon.com/2023/07/05/memo-to-c

Here’s my big announcement!

As a human rights lawyer, I’ve spent my career supporting DV survivors, asylum seekers, and demanding economic, social, and climate justice.

I’m running for U.S. Congress in the district I grew up in because these crises are getting worseβ€”and justice can’t wait.

Watch our launch video here: youtu.be/qvng-I2KcGQ

Donate Here: secure.actblue.com/donate/qasi

@ScottSoCal @AnotherDayInHell my joke last week is that FL is going to let barbers practice medicine again, with leeches and bleeding.

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