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β€œWhat news do you bring me from over the mountains, my little friend?”

β€œThere is a great storm coming, you should find shelter soon. Also, I saw hunters camped in the valley.”

β€œAnything else?”

β€œYour mother wants to know if you’re eating enough. She says she worries about you.”

You get your parrot expensive toys, but she just wants to shred the bird books. #birds #pets

It is crucial to use CamelCase when writing out separate words in hashtags not only for accessibility reasons, but without it, β€œAn Album” may be misinterpreted as something NSFW.

#analbum #hack #hashtag

$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible

A public service announcement from someone who has worked with and produced a truly diverse set of creatives:β€¨β€œUp and coming, emerging, new, unproduced, unrepresented, aspiring, promising, talented”
Does not necessarily mean young. Or even under 40. One of the best writers I worked with two years ago was a former journalist over 60. Especially for TV, experience, parenthood, other careers and a fully lived life are huge pluses for interesting and authentic storytelling.
#film #television

When I go to 80s themed parties, I bring
S layer dip.

Hi Mastodon!

Just wanted to say I love you. πŸ’•πŸ˜˜β€οΈ

Nature's magnificence and healing touch solaces hearts and raises spirits. When the world's loudness leaves you silent, nature's quietness opens your heart to happiness. From nature around my cabin in the wilderness of the Yukon, I am dispatching joy, healing, warmth, hope and positivity. Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/VQmLTDSpSdY

Merry Christmas! The U.S. energy department just declared the Texas grid an emergency again-again!

Every time Ted Cruz flees to Mexico, an angel gets its wings! πŸŽ„

Fuck Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, and every Republican, Texas voter. Also, merry Christmas. mastodon.social/@flexghost/109

I want to acknowledge that when I said that β€œI was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.

Elon: I’m Batman

The market: bitch you ain’t even Robin

The price for Adam Fox to conspire to abduct Gov Whitmer and blow up a bridge?

16 years.

Showing the world Gov Whitmer is tough as nails and ready to be president?

Priceless.

Americans can help defeat a fascist billionaire oligarchy with the choices they make but instead are like β€œchoosing a server is too hard!!” 😩

Pay attention to who they’re giving a platform to over at Fox News. Listen to their hateful, dehumanizing rhetoric. Then speak out against it forcefully.

It's here...Graze for Mastodon...for :ff: Firefox!

Use Mastodon 🐘 on desktop?

I made a browser extension to make following people, favoriting, bookmarking & boosting toots on remote instances as easy as your home instance! (1-click)!

Install Graze For Mastodon
jmz.fyi/GrazeForFirefox (:ff:Firefox)
jmz.fyi/GrazeForChrome (:chrome: Chrome)

πŸ™Œ Appreciate the boosts! πŸ™Œ

#mastodon #MastodonTips #fediverse #feditips #TwitterMigration #NewToMastodon #GrazeForMastodon #fediverse #firefox

Some of my #autistic friends may particularly appreciate this cartoon by @will_santino_illustration on Instagram, one of my favorite cartoonists. #neurodiversity

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