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Queer update: I'm feeling musically and sufficiently queer.

The best thing Republicans can do for America is to keep votin' for Speaker for two years.

Tune in as I deliver remarks on how my economic plan is growing the economy from the bottom up and middle out by investing in our infrastructure, creating good-paying jobs that don’t require a four-year degree, and revitalizing communities left behind. nitter.poast.org/i/broadcasts/

George Santos confessed to buying clothes and shoes with stolen checks: Brazilian case documents

CNN obtained 150 pages worth of case documents, including a statement Santos gave to police two years later, that showed he used stolen checks and a fake ID with the checkbook owner's name and his own photo to make purchases at a shop outside Rio de Janeiro

#MOG
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Trans people should never feel guilty about taking selfies. You have so much lost time to make up for! Every moment you can take pleasure in your body and presentation is one to be treasured. Live for today.

Look at the bright side:

The longer it takes for the Reps to choose a #SpeakerOfTheHouse the less time they'll have to make a mess of the country.

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We have an extremely warm winter. Have a nice day πŸ₯°
Love from Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

Animal distress 

The tiny mouse is severely dehydrated, but alive. He’s still very weak. I mixed up some honey water with a little salt for him. I still don’t know if he’s going to make it. But I honestly didn’t think he’d last the night so fingers crossed.

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Parenting would be so easy if it weren’t for the kids.

@marcelias thank you for doing your utmost to save our democracy. You may not see it for all the noise, but there are many many grateful patriotic Americans who support and admire you.

So if anybody is curious, the MAGAts on the right wing forum I lurk are now saying, "Fuck it, let the Democrats win!"

Muh Accereration! πŸ˜‚

jim jordan made a speech calling for republicans to all vote for mccarthy for speaker and in the second round 19 republicans voted for jim jordan

Mastodon has reached 9 million accounts, but 8 million of those are just me forgetting my password.

Don Jr. just posted a completely unhinged video hawking...[checks notes]...bibles.

Yes, it's a new apparently "patriotic" Bible complete with copies of America's founding documents. Who wants to tell him? πŸ™„

comicsands.com/trump-jr-sellin

@DeanObeidallah yup, and watching him struggle is giving me all kinds of feels πŸ˜‚

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