ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

As a dad I believe it’s my duty to embarrass my kids every chance I get, whether it’s with bad dad dancing at family weddings, telling funny stories about them to their friends, or pointing to them as public proof that someone has had the sex with me at least 3 times.

I just now took my Christmas tree down today. I carried that whole motherfucker in one piece down to the basement with the tinsel still on it. Gotta streamline this shit as much as possible.

Now that the holiday shopping season is over, 'tis the season for customer feedback surveys. A comic from a few months ago:

#latecapitalism #consumer #surveys #shopping

In July I married a stupendous human. He is the wisest, most compassionate & loving person I’ve ever met. In June we are going to Scotland for my family reunion & I just wanted to share with you HOW VERY HAPPY I AM! Here we are right after our wedding 😊 #happy #couple #summer #okanaganvalley #BC #scotland

"Tesla cut prices for some of its vehicles sold in the U.S. by nearly 20%, aiming to lure new buyers." Could it be because Elon Musk alienated the people who would actually buy his "woke mobiles"?! Yep! https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-cuts-prices-across-models-sold-in-u-s-11673586100?st=dnydgh9m5sjf2f7

Yes, "techbro" is a slur. That's why we say it

It had been an arduous night; staying on the run, moving from place to place, and keeping to the shadows. Finally, as the sun peeked out above the horizon, Clarence let out a sigh of relief. Surely the danger had now passed, he thought, and began to let himself relax. It was then that the vampire struck.

Childhood vaccinations across the U.S fallen for a second year in a row, leaving hundreds of thousands of kids vulnerable to otherwise preventable illnesses. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/childhood-vaccinations-us-fall-leaving-kids-risk-preventable-disease-rcna65493

Republicans don’t care if George Santos is an unrepentant conman liar because they all are.

Our fact checking interns are beyond relieved that it's Friday.

#unitedstates
#republicans
#gop
#christianity
#bible
#truth
#religion

I don't remember who I was talking with yesterday who said it was unnecessary to have a CW on video/photos of Black men being murdered by cops...
I just ran across this on Instagram and wanted to show it to you:

New to the internet #paleoart for #FossilFriday, from 2019: the tanystropheid Dinocephalosaurus hunts for small fish by uprooting algae. There are things I'd change about this now but this is a "lost" painting - the original Photoshop file is missing. It is what it is.

Crows are so smart.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Happy to finally be able to talk about this one…
So now I can scream OMG I FREAKING MET ROBERT REDFORD!!! 😃

https://deadline.com/2023/01/dark-winds-nicholas-logan-jeri-ryan-season-2-cast-amc-series-1235220384/

This is what russia brings to the world. Everyone who still cooperates with russia - your hands are covered in blood.

If they take away my #GasStoves, what will I obsessively worry about when I leave the house?

Tucked AF but I liked this outfit tonight.

I'm sharing this as an actual solution to empower civilians.

Please check out TurnSignl, an app founded by Black civil rights lawyers. It lets you video call a lawyer asap through voice activation or single touch when police pull you over. The lawyer manages & records the entire convo w/police & works to get you home safe.

It's like $7/mo and free for low income people. It's in a few dozen states & will be nationwide shortly. I have it myself.

See it here:

https://m.turnsignl.com/get_app/NbAW