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I'm rewatching the series Grimm, because I long for a simpler time, when all we had to worry about was being chased through the forest by a werewolf with a big-ass axe.

Maybe women calling men out on their bullshit is just girls being girls.

Everything started to kick off, and I was about to open a can of whoop-ass, then realised it would be much nicer if I reused some of yesterday’s leftover fresh ass and quickly knocked together a new batch of whoop.

Hello, sinners!
I need your help. Due to the recession, I may no longer be able to be God anymore.

What you can do to help:

1. Boost this post

2. Follow my hilariously blasphemous podcast the God Pod and turn on downloads. To find the God Pod, simply search β€˜God Pod’ in your favorite podcast app.

3. Listen whenever you want! You’re always guaranteed a fun time. Our ratings and reviews are overwhelmingly positive.

Thank you in advance for your help. πŸ™

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.

The German word "aber" means "but".

The word "hallo" means "hello".

Funnily enough, the combination of both as an exclamation - "Aber hallo!" - can mean

- Whoa!
- Hell yeah!
- Holy cow!
- Of course.
- I'm absolutely sure.
- You bet.
- You better believe it.
- This is true NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU KEEP ARGUING!

Weird?
But hello!

Enjoy our language!

Prime Minister of Finland at Davos says we avoid decades of invasions unless we crush Russia now.

Yesterday, as we celebrated the life and legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr., Ben Shapiro decided to use his MLK tribute tweet to try to own the libs, and none other than MLK's daughter Bernice King called him out with a tweet for the ages.

Click here to see a master class in naming and shaming the hateful right: comicsands.com/bernice-king-ca

accidentally boosted my own toot
luckily I caught it and unboosted it before anyone saw, I hope
so embarrassing

@patnspankme I’ve totally started doing this intentionally and I have no shame.

I tend to do it when I see a certain topic making it’s rounds and I have an old post that’s relevant.

Or when I’m attention-starved and don’t have anything new to talk about.

Mostly the latter.

This white supremacist terrorist named Billie Davis stabbed an Asian American student at IndianaU because she is Chinese.😳

The student is in critical condition. Indiana is 1 of only 4 states without comprehensive hate crime laws.
#WhereWasSheRadicalized?
nbcnews.com/news/asian-america

RT @NAFOfellaLotte
HAHAHA! version3.0 ready to bonk! Thank you! #fellaforgers @supergfetz

The Mastodon Media Tab is a thing of beauty. It’s a great way to check out someone’s #photography and/or #art

RT @Official_NAFO
It’s incredibly satisfying to see everyday people be able to identity the misinformation and disinformation that Russia pushes to the public.

It means it’s no longer working.

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