ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Current mood:

My ex called me slutty because all my bras open in the front but joke's on him since I don't even wear a bra when I sit on my front step sucking a banana

@KBaileyBooks @ScottSoCal
at least here it's a little star and not a heart like on certain other sites

Please judge my forthcoming book by its cover, because I absolutely love it! Out this fall.

@ScottSoCal I think of favoriting as letting someone know that what they had to say was seen by someone, noticed and absorbed for the reason it was shared. I do favorite sad things so people know that sadness didn’t just disappear into a void and they are not alone.

Friend: I'm nicer when the sun is out.

Me: But the rain makes the ground soft and easier to bury the bodies.

Friend: True.

Recognizing sadness and other vital human emotions is all part of achieving fulfilling joy. Those who dive to the bottom, still maintaining their balance, also float longer. Among the woods of the boreal forest, I created healthy vibrations to help you to return to joy while valuing sadness/diving.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/QTyHwcGdhAo

I don't know much, but I know this is where all the space aliens are hiding

Seven of Nine to Five

@talia_christine Glad to hear: I'd hoped not to have to visit Bed Bat'leth & Beyond

Panoramic cat #cats #funny

me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster

tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

https://youtu.be/yCg3wg2m-N4

Jim Jordan shouldn’t be chair of the House Judiciary committee, he should be a defendant in a criminal trial for his role in attempting to overturn the 2020 election. My new Substack article: https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/jim-jordan-shouldnt-be-chair-of-the

Seasonal reminder to NOT donate to the Salvation Army, no matter how much you like the brass band. They have an organisational track record of being homophobic, transphobic and anti-sex worker, and this ideology pervades how they "help" people. Donate your money somewhere else, or better still, directly to homeless people.

My girlfriend got mad at me and said I’d never get in her panties again which made me panic because the playful high-cut silhouette really flatters my hips.

I like to yell, “LET’S FUCKING DO THIS!” as I enter my car after work, so my coworkers think I’m about to do something way more exciting than go home and make dinner for my family.

Let's face it. If a Holocaust survivor calls you a Nazi, there's a high chance that you are a Nazi.

#SuellaBraverman
#UKPolitics