ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I have sychic powers.

Eg. You're now thinking, "it's spelt psychic, moron."

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#dadjokes

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.”

Frank Zappa

@trumpet Looks like a suspect server.

Which Trump backed MAGA politico is more of an embarrassment?

A. Dick groping closeted gay homophobic fake religious Matt Schlapp
B. Shape shifting closeted drag queen serial liar, fraud, thief George Santos

STOP USING “REFUTES” AS A SYNONYM FOR “DENIES.” I just saw a headline claiming George Santos “refutes” new allegations against him. Needless to say, he hasn’t refuted anything. He’s denied allegations, and is almost certainly lying. Sloppy usage misleads readers.

@lain tru?

Everyone else's cats play, and fetch, and chase lasers...

Mine are like "Fuck you. Pet me."

Boop my dog’s nose. #dogsofmastodon

Jim Jordan shouldn’t be chair of House Judiciary committee, he should be a defendant in a criminal trial for attempting to overturn the 2020 election. Jan 6 committee notes Jordan was a "significant player" in Trump's coup. My Substack article: https://open.substack.com/pub/deanobeidallah/p/jim-jordan-shouldnt-be-chair-of-the?r=17xyj&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

I'm older so I remember things. Everything you see happening today should be understood this way:

The top tax rate used to be 90% in order to prevent the really rich from destroying democracy.

The corporate tax rate was 50% because corporations exist to serve society.

AND the inheritance tax was really high to keep family dynasties from gaining power over us.

#taxes #democracy

Went for an early morning walk with my new camera today.

Fun task, explaining to non technical family members WTH happened.

“Well you see they banned us for breaking rules that they created a week after banning us for breaking those rules.”

“It's called MAS-TO-DON.”

"It's some type of elephant…”

My favorite part of Jurassic Park is when Rose is all "I'll never let go" and then she lets go of Jack's hand and T-Rex eats him

Soap operas led me to believe amnesia and evil twins would be more of a problem. Kind of a let down.

You'd think that having 'pink' in their name would have given it all away years ago! 😂

Pink Floyd fans are amused that the anti-woke mob are cancelling the band over the Dark Side Of The Moon ‘rainbow’ https://l.smartnews.com/b6FCC/GoKufm

Today is freezing 🥶 good day to stay snuggled up in a blanket & snoozle
#DogsOfMastodon
#LabsOfMastadon
#RhaegarBlackLab
#Dogmageddon

Under My Gums

#SongsOrMoviesAboutFlossing
#HashtagGames

Flower of the very showy California guava, growing at public access garden at STEM in Mission Bay, San Francisco 04.22. If you go to an event at Chase Center, a half block south on Terry Francois brings you to the staircase & a bit further south to the ramp up to their wonderful vegetable and fruit garden. A pure joy in the city. #JanuaryJoy, #flowers, #Bayarea, #GardeningMastodon

Sometimes it doesn't work out. Tried to do an E-girl Velma, with piercings and tattoos, but I couldn't make it work. So posting this one, to let it go and move on.

#MastoArt #DigitalArt #art #illustration #velma