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I want acceleration blocked by the ground to store velocity in a hidden variable so i can go to the other side of the earth and access the stored velocity to launch myself into space at nine billion meters per second

Now and then, it's important to unplug and spend time with the real people in your life so you can appreciate how much better it is online.

RT @MartinBell6@twitter.com

β€˜Emily Maitlis is Right – the BBC should be Telling the Public the Truth when the Government is Lying’ – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2022/08/30/emi

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MartinBell6/status

I'm tired of living like it's the 1600s:

Can I afford eggs at the market?
Are my family going to die of the plague?
Puritans are coming for my sinful lifestyle.

I want modern problems.
Modern Problems.

@ScottSoCal

"Cows are so dumb! LOL!" They said, carelessly filling their mouth with scalding hot soup

Taco Bell is currently playing what I would describe as really bad island music at alarming volumes. It’s not on brand. It’s not the vibe. It’s not the mood.

Now watching Maynard, documentary about the first Black mayor of Atlanta, GA. Maynard Jackson g.co/kgs/vAzcUV

Two pieces of news on the subject of why our work matters. Elections matter and our involvement in them matters.

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs extends protections to LGBTQ+ state employees and contractors-
lgbtqnation.com/2023/01/arizon

Harris County adopts plan to slash greenhouse gas emissions on county operations 40% by 2030-
houstonpublicmedia.org/article

"Getting #COVID19 is inevitable" is a dumb argument. If you drive an average amount, it's inevitable you'll have an accident. (In fact, data tells us you'll have 2-4 in your lifetime.) Does that mean we drive recklessly and invite accidents? No, we take precautions!

By now, we all should know:
- Reinfections occur
- Reinfections raise health risks
- Immunity fades
- COVID can damage your brain, heart & immune system

We should be striving to reduce how often we all get (and spread) COVID!

Rode an elevator today for the first time in months. It’s true, you never forget how

Hot singles in your area are burning up re-entering the atmosphere

Grape juice is the best juice. Orange juice is also the best juice but don’t tell Grape. Or Pineapple. Which is also also the best juice.

RT @g900ap
This is Olesya Krivtsova, she is 19 years old. She posted on Instagram about the war, she criticized Russia for its warmongering. Two fellow students reported her to the authorities. She is now charged with terrorism. She may get 10 years in jail.

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