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Yeah, they've obviously never caught onto the "Reading is FUNdamental" part of education.

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"Theyโ€™ve got to know those who ban books have never been the heroes of history, right?"

Do they know? Do they? Know anything, actually?

Good morning my lovely friends!

Advice, please? I saw this fireplace for only $250.00. Any opinions? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

I had to make a hard decision today about the life of a pet. Letting him go was certainly for the best, but I will grieve. RIP Hercules. 100% of mommy's horrid little kitty boy love goes with you.

@TonyStark I believe in the near future that the #gop will rip itself apart. There are no more moderates. They have crazy, crazier, and craziest.

With the Orangeman wanting his own America First Party, it could happen before 2024.

This toot is a meme
But its also a haiku
Inconceivable

Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after "Star Trek 2". Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan

#AllStarTrek

@ScottSoCal clean coal. At thrice the price and four times the pollution

"I knew I had to cut back on coffee when a number of multiverse versions of myself manifested and let me know I was overdoing the coffee."

One great benefit of post-orchiectomy for me is being able to, like today, go out in leggings without worrying about the bulge.

Waking up to reports that Republicans are outraged at Xbox. Apparently Microsoft is allowing energy saving settings. Not sure if Republicans are waiting for a gas powered setting?

Seems like Republicans can be outraged by anything. Except for storming the capitol.

Always great to wake up to a republican self ownโ€”or teabag.

I donโ€™t have much of a network on here, but hi, hello, Iโ€™m a front-end web developer and web accessibility specialist and I am looking for work

"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."

therapist: how have you been coping with everything

me: with sarcasm mostly

therapist: has that been working

me: yeah it's been super great

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