ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Gizmo & Gem.

People say we look alike. 🤣💀

Summer 2008

#flashbackfriday

someone on Twitter accused me of being a wine drinking bitch and I thought, finally someone gets me.

Finally got my haircut!

For no particular reason, here's a comparison between opossums and a certain jurist. Kind of unfair to the little marsupials, which are harmless.

Great streaming disasters of our time. Can't get #RuPaulsDragRace to play on a device with Chrome 109 on Android 11. Says it supports Chrome 71+. Done the usual clear cache and cookies. This worked last week. Bah. All that's left is to cry. Bring Back My Girls.👭 😭

Dog That Only Barks At Black People Named New RNC Chair

https://www.theonion.com/dog-that-only-barks-at-black-people-named-new-rnc-chair-1850040735

#TheOnion #RNC #racist

Perpetual loser Ronna Romney McDaniel has been re-elected chair of the Republican National Committee, which is great news for Democrats and for Republicans who enjoy losing elections.

Here’s a picture of completely empty bookshelves in a Florida classroom after DeSantis ordered teachers to remove all books or else face felony charges

Imagine being a chuklefuck Republican and thinking this is a win.

Nobody gives a shit any more…which is fine because that’s a terrible present.

Life will never be the way you want. It is like always moving water which does not flow within two banks. Despite all those plans and strategies, it will choose its own course. Accepting unexpected paths is joy. From the path near my cabin in the Yukon, I am dispatching joy, hope, healing and positivity.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5zcuQMDWFCs

The way to honor those murdered in the Holocaust is to stand up to hate everywhere. Don’t be silent. #HolocaustMemorialDay

In Georgia -- and other states controlled by Republicans -- protest is being turned into a criminal act. This is only the latest attack on democratic values and norms from a party that sees abuse of citizens, with impunity, as a key way of staying in power. https://theintercept.com/2023/01/27/cop-city-atlanta-forest/

Here is a dad joke for everyone:

What kind of shoes do frogs wear....

Open-Toad!

For anyone who wondered how he could sleep at night...

Dating is cool and all but have you ever tried adopting a dog? #purelove #dogsofmastodon

"Today we will a start a marathon for fair play aimed at clearing the management of international Olympic structures of hypocrisy as well as (preventing) any attempts to drag representatives of the terrorist state into world sport," says #Ukraine President Zelenskyy, announcing a campaign to prevent #Russia from competing in the #ParisOlympics2024.
"It is obvious that any neutral flag of Russian athletes would be stained with blood."

Newscaster: Watch a person of African descent get murdered from the comfort of your breakfast table!
*slow head shake
Don't worry, folks. We've FINALLY realized police officers should be held accountable for murdering Black people, so it's okay to watch this one."

Meanwhile, in my house:

Bob Marley🕯
Redemption Song
https://youtu.be/9ZpxaeICYyg

#KillingSeason
#BlackFriday
#BlackMastodon
#BlackFediverse
#BlackTwitter

finally agreeing on who'd get possession of the car, our divorce came to be known in legal circles as 'The Honda Accord'

@RIDDLES #monkey