ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Me: I only *look* like I have my shit together because I set reminders for everything with my phone

Them: None of us thought you had your shit together

Fever dreams are awesome if you like reliving the 3-legged race from 5th grade field day, but naked.

Exploring a new world
#sciencefiction #sifi #ai #aiart #midjourney

Forget Safe Words, tell me your Safe Combinations.

#political #politics #politicsus #uspolitics #humor #pence #trump #biden #desantis #DeSantis2024 #cobain #KurtCobain #bowie #bowieisstillmissed #davidbowie #davidbowie76

I work remote, so I spend most of my workdays in pajamas because most of our zoom meetings are just audio, but every so often I will put on a nice outfit and do my hair and makeup even if it’s not a video meeting just because I want to be the only person to turn on their camera looking totes business profesh so it will then make all of my coworkers panic and scramble to make themselves look presentable before turning on their own cameras.

I am the night

Happy Birthday, Penny!

Today, this princess turned 5 years old. We rescued her when she was 8 months old and she has been an amazing addition to our family.

#DogsOfMastodon #YellowLabradorRetriever #Labrador #LabradorRetriever #RescueDog

Please share the attribution if you know it. My 77 year old mom just emailed me the pic.

F*ck Racism: 50 Black Podcast Alternatives To Joe Rogan

#BlackHistoryMonth2023
#BlackPodcasts
#BlackMastodon
#BlackFedi
#BlackFediverse
#BlackTwitter
#BlackLivesMatter
#Podcasts
#eosfpodcast

https://medium.com/an-injustice/f-ck-racism-50-black-podcast-alternatives-to-joe-rogan-c6314459387e

In 489-36 vote, European Parliament approves roadmap for #Ukraine accession to #EU

#Kyiv to show "compliance with relevant procedures and to "carry out significant reforms as soon as possible"

EU to step up financial and military support

#UkraineWar

Today the House GOP will "celebrate" #Blackhistorymonth by removing Rep Ilhan Omar from House Foreign Affairs committee. She is the only Black woman on the committee--plus she's Muslim + an immigrant. This is what white supremacy looks like. My article https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/kevin-mccarthys-rationale-removing-ilhan-omar-makes-no-sense-rcna66366

Mindfulness, because who doesn’t want to learn they’ve been breathing wrong all these years?

@anirvan What fascists really hope immigrant communities will never understand is that the immigrant experience is made possible by the blood of Black people.

Naturalization classes and documents that are in languages that aren't English? A protection afforded by the Civil Rights Act of 1964. This is why we don't have an official language. You're welcome, cousins.

#BlackHistory is your history, too.

I just realised I forgot to do my #introduction here! I'm a long time #ActivityPub user with @nextcloud, but only started playing with #PixelFed and #Mastodon last year, when I decided to begin deactivating, and stop consuming ALL corporate social media, and as much from #BigTech as possible. All power to the people!

I'm also a #musician - #drums, #guitar, #bass, #tenorSax. I've played in dozens of bands over the last 25 years but am now retired as "a grumpy #soundtech, but I ain't grumpy!

@ScottSoCal @therobburgessshow time travels always bragging…

@ScottSoCal THAT DOG. If someone can’t be trusted with a DOG, they sure as shit shouldn’t be involved with running the US government.

Elon Musk isn't a genius, he's a statistical inevitability.

Lots and lots of rich people inherit wealth and use it to make "big-bet" investments in things, funneling wealth into their hobbies or interests.

Rich people can afford to do that because if these bets fail, they'll be fine. It's easy to hit in roulette when you get to play multiple times, less so when it's your life savings at stake.

When will freezing cold Texans stop voting for him though?

“Tonedeaf Ted ‘Cancun Cruz’ warns Texans to stay warm during ice storm & gets frosty response”
https://flip.it/uby63X