ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Precious Remmie #blackart #blackartist #blackwomen
#africanart #Azania #blackjoy #blackmastodon #blackfediverse #blackfriday

Sometimes we get lucky

Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.

Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.

Such cute faces #dogsofmastodon

@GovTrack she needs to read and adopt this:

Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112kojZuG (PeCeT_full)
#Fox #Bot

Quickest way to end workplace small talk:

Coworker: So, do you have kids?

Me: Not anymore.

My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits

Like they know what that tastes like

Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.

Would like to watch one, but no idea which 🙈

GOP Rep Paul Gosar spoke at Nazi & pro-Hitler events, doubled down repeatedly, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

GOP Rep MT Greene cites Jewish space lasers, speaks at Nazi events, & still fraternizes with white supremacists.

And GOP continues to embrace them into leadership positions.

But please tell us more about how Rep Ilhan Omar unequivocally apologizing for her words & meeting with Jewish leaders for healing is the real antisemitism.🤔

Important web development acronyms

Me: I’m making chicken for dinner. What kind would you like?

18: The kind with the two first names.

Me: ???

18: It has green stuff on it.

Me: You mean ROSEMARY chicken?

18: Yeah, that one

Next time someone questions if birds really are dinosaurs, show them this picture!

“Stupid kid fell in the well again.”

-if Lassie had been a cat

@DidiQ
This is Trump’s “big contribution“ to America. His open theft and never-ending lying without penalty have opened the door for even worse narcissists. It seems our country no longer holds wealthy white criminals to account so why shouldn’t others like (and worse than) Trump grasp for power and its resultant wealth?

God: so they’ll be called Sea Urchins

Angel: okay...

G: they’re basically stabby aquatic sand spurs

A: what are sa-

G: but they eat, like, EVERYTHING

A: ...

G: poor orphaned kids will also be called urchins

A: who hurt you

Long time quilter, first time mastodon.art poster

Of all the quilts I've ever made, and there's been A LOT over the last 20+ years, this is my favorite. It was made during the first weeks of the COVID pandemic as a way to bring color into the world during that very dark time

PROFANITY & FABRIC
Completed 2020
WordPlay Letters/Improv Sawtooth Stars
70” x 79”

Marked as sensitive for language. #Introductions #Quilt

How sick is a society that prefers guns to books?

https://mindly.social/tags/AltText

I apparently really enjoy buying seeds, for flowers and veggies. 🌱I’m not nearly as successful at planting them 🌸, and even less successful at coaxing them to maturity 🥒. I do enjoy thinking about it though. 🤭 #gardening

I don’t know if “climate activist” is really the right way to put it. Like, if I’m drowning and trying to come up for air, I’m not suddenly an “oxygen activist”—I’m literally just trying to stay alive. Maybe addressing climate change shouldn’t be viewed as an “activist” position.