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good evening, mastodon. i give you this gay duck from the emoji.

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#Art #MastoArt #gay #lgbt

I'm a responsible driver. I support legislation to help prevent irresponsible people from getting behind the wheel. This means preventing DUIs, reckless driving, or unsafe cars. What's my point?

This: Responsible gun ownership requires supporting legislation to help prevent irresponsible people from having easy access to firearms. If you're not willing to ensure that happens, you're not a responsible gun owner, & you are part of the problem of epidemic gun violence in America.

The Cherokee Nation is still waiting for the US to seat the delegate promised to it by an 1835 treaty.

' β€œOur ancestors upheld their end of the bargainβ€”after being forced to leave their homes and march to the west ...,” Chuck Hoskin Jr., the principal chief of the Cherokee Nation, wrote in a letter to House leadership this week. β€œYet, two centuries later, the U.S. House still has yet to seat the delegate we were promised.” '

#Cherokee #USCongress #IndianTreaties

newrepublic.com/article/170368

My BFA, named Boo, would let me brace his beak on my finger while I gave him head scratches. I know a parrot's beak is sensitive, and resting it on a cold, hard cage can't feel great. Scooter won't accept that. Head scratches are on her terms only, and woe to he who interferes.

My Arch Enemy is anyone who tells me what they "think" I want to hear, rather than the truth.

That is what fucks up my world, time & time again. I can deal with mistakes I've made having all the facts, but when people keep facts from me, because they think I "can't handle it"?!?!?!

I ran out of night cream recently and I've had to use day cream instead.
Am I going to die?

Some of you kids are all "Eat the rich!" and, look, Lefty McLeftowicz, let's just make sure the remedy isn't worse than the disease, by which of course I mean let's find a cure for Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease first.

Everybidy is talking about that one Chinese spy balloon flying over the US.

Nobody is talking about the thousands of *cloaked* spy balloons that are also flying over the US.

Quickest way to end workplace small talk:

Coworker: So, do you have kids?

Me: Not anymore.

My kids say they prefer food without the burnt bits

Like they know what that tastes like

Okay, someone of you now needs to suggest me a movie.

Would like to watch one, but no idea which πŸ™ˆ

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