ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

1) Right now I am warm and cozy in my bed
2) My belly is full enough that I am not hungry or thirsty
3) I am not alone in the bed and I am loved
4) The Chinese Spy Balloon is no longer taunting me

#ThreeGoodThings
@3goodthings

Republicans across the country push legislation to restrict drag show performances

#GOP #LGBTQ

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/05/politics/drag-show-legislation/index.html

Baby Jax is really getting beefy. He’s just over a year old and 120 pounds. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #saintbernards #adopt

HourlyWolves presents: https://nitter.net/hourlywolvesbot/status/1622369548375625729/photo/1

🐦🔗: https://nitter.net/hourlywolvesbot/status/1622369548375625729

Me: gonna open this kitchen drawer.

Potato masher: the fuck you will.

@therobburgessshow Audiobooks! You can listen online. The books I listened to for Black History month (so far) wouldn't be available in Florida

Europe must show resolve and vision in the context of the brutal Russian war of aggression against Ukraine.

Ukraine has irreversibly chosen a European path that its European partners have accepted.

Now is the time to move from words to deeds.

#EUUkraine #StandWithUkraine

🐦🔗: https://n.respublicae.eu/EPPGroup/status/1622264058446503937

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

Is there a US attorney who would be willing to donate some time to draft a volunteer moderator agreement for a Mastodon instance?

Also, are any other instance admins willing to share your agreement if you have one? I don’t know if this is standard practice, but seems like a good idea when granting access to user data.

I found something similar from Stack Overflow for reference: https://stackoverflow.com/legal/moderator-agreement

#MastoAdmin #Legal #Lawyers #Law

How the hell did this monster get involved with housing refugees?!?

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2022/02/12/violent-convict-who-calls-himself-adolf-given-taxpayer-millions-to-house-vulnerable-children-in-hove/

I hear that Elon Musk is hiring. Someone to rearrange the deck chairs.

#FebruaryFun What a difference 2 weeks makes. Monarch larvae about to do its thing to pupate. And a one day old newly hatched larvae.

Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

S u n d a y . . . .

Central California is loving the past few months of rain. 💚

#California #Saturday #SilentSunday #Nature

I'm a 17-year-old trans kid in Utah, and I'm uprooting my life because of a law that bans gender-affirming care https://www.businessinsider.com/trans-kid-uproots-life-utah-anti-trans-law-2023-2

It always worries me when someone comments on one of my posts with something like “Oh, that’s so wholesome!” and then they follow me.

I just feel so bad. Like, that poor sweet person has NO idea what they’re in for.

⚠️ Warning to anyone on the mstdn.party or mstdn.plus servers, recommend you move to another server ASAP.

Their only admin is apparently unreachable, and his accounts haven't posted anything since Dec 2022.

You can find a new server at https://joinmastodon.org/servers or https://fedi.garden (the servers listed there have at least two admins and promise to give 3 months warning of any shutdown).

There's a step-by-step guide to moving your account at https://fedi.tips/how-to-use-mastodon-and-the-fediverse-basic-tips/#TransferringYourMastodonAccountToAnotherServer

Boss: *gives us company jerseys as a perk*
Me: Master has presented Dobby with clothes.