ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I’m available for contract work!

I’m an app design specialist — App UI design, flows & prototypes, animations, app icons, 3D/AR. App Store screenshots, promo assets and marketing web pages. Excellent knowledge of iOS, iPadOS, watchOS, macOS, and Android. I work closely with engineers and assist in Xcode.

Remote preferred, occasional office work possible in Stockholm, Sweden. I enjoy longer projects where I can make a bigger difference.

Portfolio here: www.maxrudberg.com

pure happiness

#dogsofmastodon #dogs
#trombalazana

My https://autistics.life instance for us #ActuallyAutistic people is 1.5 months old today. Still a young one.

I created it to give us a place to unmask and be ourselves. Talk about autism, what's going on in our lives, and relate to each other.

You're welcome to join our little autistic bubble.

It's still a new server and the more who join and toot, our local feed of fellow autistics will grow over time.

:AuLife:

@actuallyautistic

Met this handsome donkey on a ramble outside Oughterard. That's Lough Corrib in the background

#donkey #asstodon #hiking #lake #Galway #Ireland #photography #NaturePhotography

Every woman executive knows how this feels in her BONES. To be headed to a client meeting with your male boss, and when he’s meeting with another male CEO, you get invited to have lunch not with the client VP who reports up, but the client CEO’s ***WIFE***.

My brother in Christ, I’m sure she’s a very nice lady but I’m here to slay for YOUR gig, not hers.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/06/us/politics/kamala-harris-vice-presidenct-legacy.html

Many people try to hide their weirdness.

I keep mine in a box beside my desk so it’s out of the way, but still accessible.

I was pleased to speak at U.S. Department of Labor’s Black Business Building Good Jobs event today during #BlackHistoryMonth and #NationalEntrepreneurshipWeek to emphasize the importance of small businesses in providing opportunities to historically underserved communities.

My guest to tonight's State of the Union is Ms. Samaria Rice, mother of Tamir Rice, who was murdered by Cleveland Police in 2014.

I pray that Ms. Rice's attendance at the SOTU will give her hope that we can address innocent deaths at the hands of those sworn to protect and serve us.

We cannot sustain this police brutality epidemic. Police reform through community-driven solutions must be one of President Biden's top priorities.

My statement: https://shontelbrown.house.gov/media/press-releases/ms-samaria-rice-join-rep-shontel-brown-state-union-address-guest

Fav but not Boost: Nice.
Boost but not Fav: Other people should know about this but I don't really *like* it.
Fav and Boost: I'm now going to pretend I thought of this.

Every time I write a comic book, I put everything I can into it, because I can’t stop thinking, “This might be the last time they let me write about these characters that I love.”

Let's get ready to pushback. It's going to be a messy road ahead but we need to continue to support the Biden-Harris Administration for continued progress.

A lot of supporters and #khive will be using the #BidenHarris2024 hash tag tonight during and after the SOTU. Feel free to join us.

#sotu #BidenHarris @khive

On the flip side, time card fraud *is* a felony, and people regularly go to jail for it. Timecard fraud is when an employee:

* Knows that their pay is determined by when they clock in and clock out
* Knowingly clocks in when they are not working, or clocks out significantly after they have stopped working

I don't understand why stealing $1000 in one direction is a felony that DAs give people years for, but in the other it's a civil matter where restitution and a fine are the usual punishments.

Trump donors are proof that man is the only animal on the planet that can be skinned more than once.

Accidentally used men’s body wash and had to mansplain to a woman riding a bicycle the correct way to ride a bicycle

My boss referred to my taking sick days as “constant short-notice requests for PTO” so I hope you’re all having a great day too

@ScottSoCal

It appears you already have one 🤓

Plot twist: The wheels on the bus have stopped.