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Would "Finding Your Roots" be nearly as interesting if they did normal people?

I just saw where #NFL star Tony Gonzalez was related to William Shakespeare.

Mine would probably be like "they lived in this Appalachian holler for 200 years.

@ScottSoCal @pivoinebleue

Flinging birdseed has the same effect. Plus, nobody actually cares. By that time, everyone is drunk anyway.

#OnMyWalk to more gorgeous #Camellias! Have loved them ever since I saw Garbo in Camille when I lived in NY in the โ€˜70s. Loved those old retrospective movie houses! And I actually saw Garbo on the street one day!! #BeKind #PinkFlowers Sending Love To You All๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’—

If you want to improve your mental well-being, you should,

Sleep 8 hours a day
Drink plenty of water
Eat a healthy, balanced diet
Exercise regularly
Collect the hair of your work enemies
Take evening walks to clear your head
Meditate
Manifest a peaceful outlook
Apply flamethrower to stressors
Smile more

Welcome @joelato_gelato to the neighbourhood!!! And bloody marvellous it is too! The richness and diversity of independent traders in Stockbridge just keeps getting better and better. #independenttraders #shoplocal

Fuck right off, Jeff Bezos. Raise the cap. Thatโ€™ll take care of any โ€œreformsโ€. Raise the tax cap and stop trying to screw people.

Opinion | Social Security and Medicare still need to be reformed โ€” soon - The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/opinions/20

RT @LvivJournal
On Aug 30th, 2022, ruzZians besieged a safe house used by ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ resistance in Kherson. Inside, a group of partisans resisted for hours, killing 17 orcs. Hero Oleg Sylvestrov knew more ruzZians would arrive so he covered his comrades while they escaped.
Eternal glory to him.
#lviv

RT @CHHornkvist
Since decommissioned tanks are on the table i think Sweden should send some Stridsvagn 103
Low profile
Fixed gun
No turret
Made to shoot Ruzzian tanks.

Iโ€™m available for contract work!

Iโ€™m an app design specialist โ€” App UI design, flows & prototypes, animations, app icons, 3D/AR. App Store screenshots, promo assets and marketing web pages. Excellent knowledge of iOS, iPadOS, watchOS, macOS, and Android. I work closely with engineers and assist in Xcode.

Remote preferred, occasional office work possible in Stockholm, Sweden. I enjoy longer projects where I can make a bigger difference.

Portfolio here: www.maxrudberg.com

My autistics.life instance for us #ActuallyAutistic people is 1.5 months old today. Still a young one.

I created it to give us a place to unmask and be ourselves. Talk about autism, what's going on in our lives, and relate to each other.

You're welcome to join our little autistic bubble.

It's still a new server and the more who join and toot, our local feed of fellow autistics will grow over time.

:AuLife: :RainbowInfinity: :PrideHeart:

@actuallyautistic

Every woman executive knows how this feels in her BONES. To be headed to a client meeting with your male boss, and when heโ€™s meeting with another male CEO, you get invited to have lunch not with the client VP who reports up, but the client CEOโ€™s ***WIFE***.

My brother in Christ, Iโ€™m sure sheโ€™s a very nice lady but Iโ€™m here to slay for YOUR gig, not hers.

nytimes.com/2023/02/06/us/poli

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