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When they write to me that πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί have created amazing art and culture.
This is the grave of M. Leontovych, he composed "Shchedryk" now known as "Carol of the Bells".
He was murdered by a Soviet agent.
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ culture was killed and stolen for years so that the world would not hear about it.

I’m 100% fine with trans women in my bathroom.
It’s the Republican men in my uterus that are the problem.

I do not understand men how people in their late 40s can date teenagers because I am 30 years old and whenever anyone under the age of 20 enters my field of view the only thing I feel is a powerful urge to tell them how many songs used to fit on an MP3 player

What imagery could you write a poem around?
#Poll #Polls #Poetry

sometimes, the abyss says, "really? a whole closet and you went with THAT?"

That which doesn’t kill you still hurts a lot, and it’s not a cool experience

The way you behave when the only audiences you’ve ever sat in were Pig Races and Demolition Derbies.

#House #GOP #Seditious #MTG #StateOfTheUnion

Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-don't believe in palindromes.

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a tragic mini golf accident.

-think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket.

-microdose bananas to keep your potassium levels stable.

-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.

I do sing the anthem (off-key, and with a suspect falsetto for that high note. Hey, we can't all be Prince! Some of us have to be Barry White. OK Biz Markie).

But I'm making an informed choice, because I know white US history.

I don't judge Black folk or folk of any color that choose not to sing it, as "un-American" or "un-patriotic."

For some folk, American patriotism means unquestioning loyalty to the ideals of a white supremacist America. For them, anti-racism itself, is anti-America.

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So, according to some people called β€œdoctors,” you can avoid hangovers by not drinking the night before.

Yeah, like I’m gonna fall for that!

If you do not believe in scientific theory, test them out and prove them wrong. No scientist would argue with the results proven time and time again again.

Start with the theory of gravity.

mtpr.org/montana-news/2023-02-

*me, to my 3 year old just now

"Deacon, I told you not to throw rocks. Why did you throw rocks??"

"Because I'm Deacon and I throw rocks."

I've never been shut down my such simple and forcefully obvious truth in my entire life.

"As the tech industry barrels toward a recession, platform engineering presents itself as a way for organizations to do less with more β€” while hopefully decreasing the cognitive load that still has the vast majority of developers burnt out." Jennifer Riggins

thenewstack.io/platform-engine

#cognitiveload

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