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Working on a new song about memories of lost loved ones and how I sleep with the quilt my grandma made and how I still wear one of my grandpaโ€™s old cardigans and itโ€™s super thrashy Nu Metal and itโ€™s called sEnTiMENTAL.

@georgetakei Okay, that's a rather brilliant move. Tops off to Andrea.

@georgetakei I honest to god tell this as a joke in my stand up act. That it actually happened in real life... Jesus.

Oh! I almost missed an opportunity to plug Hair Love again!

"Toxic masculinity" doesn't mean that masculinity is toxic, any more than "rabid dog" means that all dogs are rabid. Some masculinity is toxic, and some dogs are rabid.

If you're comfortable with your masculinity, you get to be a better dad.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

Matthew Cherry. Former NFL player. Martial artist. Black dad. Decided he wants to write children's stories.โ™ฅ๏ธ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNw8V_Fk

The floor of the U.S. House isn't a comedy club, and presidential addresses aren't wrestling matches. Federal policymakers in the worldโ€™s preeminent superpower are supposed to have some class.

msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/m

An independent Scotland will want to play a full part in our interconnected world, not pretend weโ€™re an exception to it. That senior UK politicians are openly considering leaving the ECHR is the worst signal at the worst time. Me, in @ScotNational: thenational.scot/politics/2330

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: n.respublicae.eu/AlynSmith/sta

So basically you have to pay #Twitter to get noticed or even post these days :flan_laugh:

Now we can see exactly how billionaires try to squeeze every last penny out of the people :blobcatthinksmart: Itโ€™s not about the content but the money, money, money ofc ๐Ÿ’ธ

Tweet limits should only be used as a โ€˜toolโ€™ against timeline spamming(max xx posts per minute), not to force people to pay. Thatโ€™s bad

A heron soars above the lake,
His wings spread wide, his neck so straight.
The sun glints off his feathers grey,
Watching as he flies, above the spray.

The lake is home to many creatures,
Heronโ€™s eyes take in all the features.
The fish they swim in depths below,
Heron looks for where they come and go.

The lake below is still and deep,
What secrets does its surface keep?
The heron glides in graceful flight,
Now high above, in morning light.
โ€ฉ#poem #poetry #SmallPoem #nature #lake #Birds #heron

RT @Derekcrim@twitter.com

This is retribution for an entirely legal strike action against some of the most precarious academic workers coming from a powerful university holding an $873 million endowment.

This is absolutely disgusting @TempleUniv@twitter.com. twitter.com/mings_ga/status/16

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Derekcrim/status/1

Pro Tip: if you revoke *all* API keys you'll lock your own services out of your own systems because they rely on internal API keys for authentication.

gotta hand it to elon he's done more to help people get over their twitter addictions than anyone

How fun did the new Yoshiโ€™s Island track in Mario Kart look as well! Canโ€™t wait to drive round it super slowly and discover all the little details.

Oh boy what an excellent direct ๐Ÿ‘

Probably going to have to buy an OLED in advance of Zelda TOTK ๐Ÿ˜Œ

#NintendoDirect #MarioKart

Got my first #Nintendo Switch. I don't understand what the hype was about.

Weed, know the risks, food 

Beware :weed: ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿ•

Pretty surreal to have Zelensky arrive in the UK to talk about democracy and then have to meet the King, the House of Lords, and a Prime Minister without a mandate.

Maybe when the Ukrainians are done with the weapons they could give them to the British nurses and train drivers to help in their fight against tyranny.

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