ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

@ScottSoCal Scalzi’s book about the alternate dimensions & kaiju is awesome 😎

Breakfast potatoes & onions

Potatoes & onions are cheap in #Wisconsin Kwik trip has them as a loss leader usually for around 39 or 49 cents a lbs. bacon can be expensive but ends & pieces are cheaper & great for recipes like this.
1. dice some bacon ends & pieces set to simmer
2. Cube some potatoes then microwave for 3 minutes to soften
3. Dice onion
4. Add onion & potato to skillet increase heat stir to avoid sticking
5. Add garlic power pepper salt
- Easy cheap quick #recipe

This needs more attention. A MAGA judge in Texas could potentially outlaw abortion pills in all 50 states as early as this week. https://youtu.be/267ll5BKJGY https://mstdn.social/@MeidasTouch/109836802520186434

An escape room filled with people who want to put their 3yo on the phone to say hi

She contacted the listing agent, who called the seller. The seller told her he had to move for work and couldn’t have the dog at the new place. Dude claims he was still looking for someone to take the dog. Food bowl was apparently empty and no bowl for water out. The guy should never be allowed to own a pet the rest of his life. Even a fucking goldfish.

Anyone know someone willing to #adopt a 2 year old German Shepherd in the #Atlanta #Georgia area?

A friend's neighbor is a real estate agent and went to show a house and the seller left this approximately 2 yo shepherd mix behind and moved to Nashville. She took him to her vet and he’s good with other dogs and is getting neutered Monday. Will be available for adoption next Thursday. Some people are terrible.

#Pet #Dog #Adoption

Apparently I'm at that age where I meet someone and think "Ooof, they have *not* aged well.."

and find out they're *younger* than me. 🤯

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORK FOR A NARCISSIST

NEW: Elon Musk fired a top engineer over his declining view counts.

Plus the reason the site went down yesterday, fears about an upcoming FTC audit, and more, and more.

https://www.platformer.news/p/elon-musk-fires-a-top-twitter-engineer

From @zoeschiffer and me.

Employees showed Musk internal data regarding engagement with his account, along with a Google Trends chart. Last April, they told him, Musk was at “peak” popularity in search rankings, indicated by a score of “100.” Today, he’s at a score of nine. Engineers had previously investigated whether Musk’s reach had somehow been artificially restricted, but found no evidence that the algorithm was biased against him.

Musk did not take the news well. 

“You’re fired, you’re fired,” Musk told the engineer. (Platformer is withholding the engineer’s name in light of the harassment Musk has directed at former Twitter employees.) https://mastodon.social/@caseynewton/109836560566616044

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”

M: that’s
O: not
R: how
O: acronyms
N: work

Hahahaha!

I’ll be sporting and give Tim a five minute head start.

Who else loves Dark Brandon?

In Tampa, Florida speaking:

President Biden: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

#DarkBrandon is speaking👏💙💙

Do you ever sit around and your thoughts turn to your best friend from 5th grade, or something, decide to Google them, and run head-long into their online obituary?

Just happened again....

@Porpentina2017 indeed. It was funny they did a poll with people and 80% of those questioned strongly believed that if a product has DNA in it then it should be labelled 😆😁😄😄😆😃😀😆😂🤣😅

419-0! It's a #GOPMiracle!

U.S. House votes to condemn China over balloon surveillance program https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/u-s-house-votes-to-condemn-china-over-balloon-surveillance-program

@punkonbus1701

😂 There is a new server for #TheOrville !!! 👏 😁

https://kaylon.org/@KaylonPrimary/109822950205683085

https://kaylon.org/@KaylonPrimary/109836174319759355

🤣

#5ciFiGirl

Got treats??? 😃

This is Freya. She's a shy, sensitive girl who took awhile to warm up to me (she's a rescue and we have no idea of her background). But we're good buddies now and, while she enjoys our walks, she LOVES the treat breaks along the way! 🐶 😄 ❤️

#DogsOfMastodon #Dog #Dogs #Dogstodon #Rescue #Animals #Pets #PetPhotography #Photography #Closeup #MastoDogs

#Introduction

My designation is Kaylon Primary. This #mastodon instance is a support network for a charitable organization raising awareness and funding around the galaxy with the aim of adding Dr. Villka's technology to all the originally created Kaylons to have emotions, like Timmis.

All Kaylon are welcome here regardless of origins or time frame of construction on Kaylon 1.

#TheOrville #RenewTheOrville #Kaylon #TheOrvilleNewHorizons