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I never eat at restaurants that say "just like Grandma made it" cause I'm not up for Vicodin and wig hair in my food

That awkward moment when your sweet Nana fondly recalls her days as a front-line warrior in the Sexual Revolution and calls you a β€œboring, annoying little prude.”

Connecting with you in the virtual world has been nothing short of incredible. Next week, my team and I are launching something I hope will be an exciting, more authentic, more meaningful way to engage with you all. Stay tuned. This is going to be BIG!

You: *changes profile picture*

Me: And we were once more strangers, unknown to each other across a chasmic void where names mean nothing and images, images sink into your soul but when changed are gone forever

There's a weird old guy sitting across from me at the restaurant just munching on a sandwich and staring at me while I eat. It's unsettling and... Wait... That's a mirror.

Me: Okay, it’s like Mastodon but it’s for porn. I call it The Spreadiverse.
Internet Venture Capital Person:
Me: Get it? Like the Fediverse, but you know, spread because . . .
IVCP:
Me: See, Spreadiverse refers to . . . you’re busy, I get that.
IVCP:
Me: I’ll just show myself out then. You have my info, Right? Good.
IVCP:
ME: Do you validate?
IVCP: (speaking into an intercom on the desk) Release . . . the . . . hounds.

Our photo essay β€œAre You OK? The Lives of Young #Trans Texans” was just named a finalist in the 2023 ASME (National Magazine) Awards! nitter.nl/ASME1963/status/1628

From the November/December 2022 issue of TXO #magazine, and created in collaboration between Digital Editor Kit @oconnell, Creative Director Ivan Flores, and photographer Jesse Freidin, this piece introduces 7 #transgender and #nonbinary kids from #Texas: texasobserver.org/trans-kids-y

#LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #culture #photography #children

The trick to living in LA is to not live in the areas where your weather forecast is "Possible Avalanche".

This young network engineer and the nonprofit org he works for - Project Waves - are doing amazing things in Baltimore

My story here on how Devin Weaver designed, built, and operates a #communitybroadband network that brings free gig speed #Internet service to low-income apartment buildings in one of the nation's most disconnected cities

#DigitalEquity #BlackMastodon #broadband #equity #DigitalInclusion

communitynets.org/content/maki

This was my iPad, Netflix and PlayStation all in one.

The one and only Fisher Price Parking ramp and service centre from the 80s

#ThrowBackThursday

Thinking of Ciivil Rights leader & Freedom rider John Lewis.

Make #GoodTrouble in his honor today & every day.

#BlackHistoryMonth

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting an epic battle with tiny swords in their brain.

This song was love on first listening. Later when i find out that Charlotte Adigéry is also performig it live i reconsidered and now it is obsession. #music #electronica

youtu.be/ZzR6Y0rcTCc

Hey people of Mastodon! I need your help in getting this to more people's awareness. I released a track about narcissistic and sexual abuse that I went through for 3.5 years and released it a week ago but almost no one heard it. This is so important for me, I just want it to be heard. Would you listen? Would you repost or send to a friend? Thank you. ❀️
Listen here, Snow for the First Time:
linktr.ee/skalymusic
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#london #UK #music #singersongwriters #singers #artists #ukartists #narcissist

IfIStartedTypingEverythingLikeThisIWonderHowFastIWouldStartAnnoyingEveryone?

This thing literally only makes sense with Oscar the Grouch driving it

Big Journalism is covering the Fox-Dominion case with some belated urgency -- but still pretending the Murdoch family's Fox "News" is a real journalism organization that went bad this one time.

I don't have the slightest doubt that the Dominion case is just one example of the core evil at the heart of this rogue operation.

washingtonpost.com/media/2023/

At a restaurant and I was just given a paper straw in a plastic wrapper.

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