ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I love cheese.
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It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #Jokestodon #Shatner #WilliamShatner #CaptainKirk #StarTrekTOS #Acting #Theatre #Overacting #Drama

An "Anguished” Leaked Email Allegedly Showed Fox Producer Begging The Network, "Fox Cannot Let Host Jeanine Pirro Back On The Air,” Due To Her Blatant Lies https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/NmWK7c5pDzam9h7YKcErygp41t9tiERU?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

#republicans are #snowflakes

Esta señora le hizo un museo a su hamster. Todo con obras de hamster.

This is Monty, giving us his very regal Tongue Out Tuesday. 👅

He swears he's related to the Windsor Corgis (5th cousin 8 times removed, or some such thing)... we just roll our eyes and let him get on with it. 👑 🐶 🙄

#RoyalToT #YesIllPickUpYourPoop #NoIWontCurtsy

#DogWalk #PetSitterLife #DogWalker #Dogs #Dog #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Pets #PetsOfMastodon #PetPhotography #Photography #TongueOutTuesday #MastoDogs #Animals

“The question should never be, ‘Are they Lizard People?’ The question should always be, ‘Which tribe of the Lizard People do they belong to?’”

@therobburgessshow some say arguing with people on the internet is like tilting with windmills to that I say 👇

One year ago today one of the most famous photographers, Mark Levin, was killed by Russian occupiers.

📷 Levin was documenting Russia’s war crimes in Kyiv region. #Ukraine #RussianWarCrimes

I think it's finally time for a proper #introduction.

Hi, I’m Emily!

I’m a newly out trans girl doing teaching and research in computer algorithm design at UT Dallas. I’m married to a wonderful and supportive wife, and I have two young boys.

When I get a moment to myself, I like to play video games, mostly metroidvanias, RPGs, and puzzle games. I did a lot of swing dancing when I lived in Illinois, but kind of burned myself out. I’m also a giant math and programming languages nerd.

You still quiero taco bell?

I have little over 100 songs I wrote and want to produce. I also do my own strings, piano and voice arrangements. But struggling to cover the costs of recordings, mixing and mastering without comprising on the audio quality (which I never would do because art first). If you'd like to listen and never did before, check out this link. You can also become a Patreon through this link or visit the Etsy store. Any support helps me in making more musuc and music videos. Thank you greatly ❤️

Ron DeSantis’ statement on support for Ukraine is traitorous. Donald Trump & Tucker Carlson’s statements on US foreign policy supporting Putin is treason. Period . #DeadlineWhitehouse

I saw this and I really had to share as who wouldn't want a My Little Danny? You can even comb his hair.
#Movies #Retro

I sat by an election denier on the airplane and he started poking me in the arm to be emphatic about his views on people stealing ballots secretly and the airplane was full and I couldn’t move anywhere so I started explaining the yellow fever in very great detail, all the way down to telling him about the bloody vomit that looks like coffee grounds and it worked. He stopped talking to me. The moral of this story is you can’t out-weird an academic; our toolset is too vast. #vastearlyamerica

when you’re locked out of the house and you can see your keys sitting right there on the table

My body's a temple. Crumbling and abandoned by worshippers years ago.

Hello, friends I am julius I am a new person here seeking to make friends. I hear a small community charity organisation helping mostly children and other people in need here in Uganda. I will be great full if I start making friends here. May the Lord Bless you all

Hypothetically … what would happen without hypothetical questions?