ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Friend 1: My dog can run agility courses.

Friend 2: My dog is a retired police dog. So brave.

Friend 3: My dog is great at tracking.

Me: My bulldog was once scared by his own poop rolling downhill between his legs.

3/17: At 8PM Eastern, we live toot Star Trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream. Join our group @allstartrek for updates!

Don’t be fooled. That’s not Nog!

TOS: Errand of Mercy
TNG: The Next Phase
DS9: Valiant
VOY: Initiations
ENT: Desert Crossing

#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT #TOS #TNG #DS9 #VOY #ENT

If the only reason you behave yourself is because a 2000-year-old book threatened you with a fiery eternity if you didn’t…

Your parents didn’t raise you well.

The Russian theft of Ukrainian children is in some ways Putin's cruellest and most sinister crime: cold, premeditated, genocidal. This is exactly the right international response

https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/situation-ukraine-icc-judges-issue-arrest-warrants-against-vladimir-vladimirovich-putin-and?s=09

One more St. Paddy's day joke 👇🍀

So the cop says, "Pull over!"

And I said, "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

Today Putin became a wanted criminal in 123 countries.
Good luck spinning that on Russian state tv.

Not my best photo, but as its the first time I have photographed this little bird, I thought I'd share it with you.

This bird is a Chiffchaff. I have seen them before but never near enough to attempt a photo.

#birds #birding #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #wildlife #WildlifePhotography #nature #NaturePhotography #NatureMastodon #MastoArt #photography

I spoke to three people from my High School class today. I must say...I'm aging marvelously. 😏

After a very long ordeal in trying to get my packages from the USPS, I finally got my Final Fantasy IX shirts! So happy with this.

#selfie
#trans
#transjoy

This has worked well for climate scientists. 🙃

I heard this is Rep. Heather Scott, a state representative in Idaho. I also heard her husband threatened to sue the reporter and publication who printed it for printing it. I wonder if the internet will still have a copy of it in 100 years if we share it, and posing with a treason rag will be her legacy. #IDpol #uspol

When Irish skies are smiling...

This cloud-free view of Ireland, the Emerald Isle, was captured from space by our Aqua satellite back in 2010. Happy #StPatricksDay!
#NASA

I have used “incarceration” to describe our time in the camps. Glad to be having this discussion. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/la-times-drops-word-internment-003214475.html

Today, a clown held a door opened for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.

Is there a word for “trapped under a snuggling cat, so currently unable to whatever it is I wanted to do”?

(It can also be under a puppy, or a sleeping baby, human or not).

#SilentSunday #CatsOfMastodon

¿Habrá alguna palabra para la experiencia de estar atrapada bajo un gato toñeco, sin poder hacer lo que uno iba a hacer?

(Podría ser también un perrito, un bebé dormido, o cualquier cachorro.)

#DomingoSilencioso
#gatodonte

“Toñeco” = mimoso #Venezonalismo #Venezuela

@Tilopa we all are, but I for one will never forget the actual vote count . No republican got the popular vote in this century (2004 was fixed as well)

The 2023 #Oscars were historic in many ways, but let's not forget that this is the first time that not one but two actors with hot dog fingers won acting #Oscars

If you say "both sides have a point" about LGBTQ issues then presumably you think the same about antisemitism and racism.

You're wrong.

Attacking someone, refusing to accept them, denying them agency in their own lives, is unacceptable. Always.

So stop.

In the 1950s, the belief was that all of these advances meant humans would have more leisure time.

Under capitalism, we now know that is false. It just means it’s harder and harder for humans to carve a niche where they can make a good living.