ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Twitter has bots. Mastodon has cats.
#caturday

Friend 1: My dog can run agility courses.

Friend 2: My dog is a retired police dog. So brave.

Friend 3: My dog is great at tracking.

Me: My bulldog was once scared by his own poop rolling downhill between his legs.

3/17: At 8PM Eastern, we live toot Star Trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream. Join our group @allstartrek for updates!

Don’t be fooled. That’s not Nog!

TOS: Errand of Mercy
TNG: The Next Phase
DS9: Valiant
VOY: Initiations
ENT: Desert Crossing

#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekENT #TOS #TNG #DS9 #VOY #ENT

If the only reason you behave yourself is because a 2000-year-old book threatened you with a fiery eternity if you didn’t…

Your parents didn’t raise you well.

The Russian theft of Ukrainian children is in some ways Putin's cruellest and most sinister crime: cold, premeditated, genocidal. This is exactly the right international response

https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/situation-ukraine-icc-judges-issue-arrest-warrants-against-vladimir-vladimirovich-putin-and?s=09

One more St. Paddy's day joke 👇🍀

So the cop says, "Pull over!"

And I said, "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

Today Putin became a wanted criminal in 123 countries.
Good luck spinning that on Russian state tv.

Not my best photo, but as its the first time I have photographed this little bird, I thought I'd share it with you.

This bird is a Chiffchaff. I have seen them before but never near enough to attempt a photo.

#birds #birding #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #wildlife #WildlifePhotography #nature #NaturePhotography #NatureMastodon #MastoArt #photography

I spoke to three people from my High School class today. I must say...I'm aging marvelously. 😏

After a very long ordeal in trying to get my packages from the USPS, I finally got my Final Fantasy IX shirts! So happy with this.

#selfie
#trans
#transjoy

This has worked well for climate scientists. 🙃

I heard this is Rep. Heather Scott, a state representative in Idaho. I also heard her husband threatened to sue the reporter and publication who printed it for printing it. I wonder if the internet will still have a copy of it in 100 years if we share it, and posing with a treason rag will be her legacy. #IDpol #uspol

When Irish skies are smiling...

This cloud-free view of Ireland, the Emerald Isle, was captured from space by our Aqua satellite back in 2010. Happy #StPatricksDay!
#NASA

I have used “incarceration” to describe our time in the camps. Glad to be having this discussion. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/la-times-drops-word-internment-003214475.html

Today, a clown held a door opened for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.

Is there a word for “trapped under a snuggling cat, so currently unable to whatever it is I wanted to do”?

(It can also be under a puppy, or a sleeping baby, human or not).

#SilentSunday #CatsOfMastodon

¿Habrá alguna palabra para la experiencia de estar atrapada bajo un gato toñeco, sin poder hacer lo que uno iba a hacer?

(Podría ser también un perrito, un bebé dormido, o cualquier cachorro.)

#DomingoSilencioso
#gatodonte

“Toñeco” = mimoso #Venezonalismo #Venezuela

@Tilopa we all are, but I for one will never forget the actual vote count . No republican got the popular vote in this century (2004 was fixed as well)

The 2023 #Oscars were historic in many ways, but let's not forget that this is the first time that not one but two actors with hot dog fingers won acting #Oscars