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If the universe is going to keep fucking me like this, it better put a ring on my finger.

🎢 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you

Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna become a fly
Like Jeff Goldblum

So about 2.5 years ago I started putting Balsamic vinegar on my pizza, when I suddenly realized that pizza is just a giant soft bruschetta.

Last year I started putting it on my pasta, too. Holy shit, y'all.

I tell you what you do: Get yourself a nice balsamic vinegar (or honestly even a not-great one that you can decant and let breathe for a while; does wonders), and then you put it on ALL the tomato-based Italian foods you eat, and then you come back and thank me later.

(I prefer a fig balsamic myself; delicious.)

That time on Sunday morning when it’s still quiet in the house, my dog’s sitting quietly at the foot of my bed after some good pre morning snuggles, the bed’s so comfortable and cozy, and my tiredness feels really good and even yummy somehow. Storms softly rumbling in the distance. Looking forward soon to delicious pancakes with maple syrup, good coffee, and good company. That time, is a good time.

Everyone is right that Scott Adams is racist and that his work should no longer be published.

But I would like everyone to at least consider how funny it would be to make Dilbert black and to erase all evidence that white Dilbert ever existed.

Was ist das?

Hab ich beim buddeln im Garten gefunden.
Ist aus Keramik.

Jemand eine Idee?

Gerne teilen, danke.

#frage

...and what did they think was going to happen?

Doctors are now leaving restrictive states and OBGYN departments are closing. Women will now have to drive many miles for all types of care, including giving birth.

"But this isn't what we meant!"

But this is what happens.

#abortion #roevwade #prochoice

theguardian.com/us-news/2023/m

#Trans people are more than four times more likely to be victims of violent crime than the general public.

If you oppose #lgbtq rights, you oppose #humanrights.

williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu

Disney World will host a major summit on gay rights

This, after Meatball Tyrant Ron DeSantis stripped Disney’s special district and threatened to take control of their content

All of this recent press coverage about how DeSantis is slipping in the polls?

Let’s go ahead and suspect Dark Disney for that, too…

You know that it's been a long time since you accomplished a major goal when you blow right past its anniversary date without even knowing it. Couple weeks late to the party, but March 4th marked my 11th anniversary since I decided to quit smoking and I'm damn proud of it. 😀

Hey it's 51⁰ here. What a warm morning. I am trying to decide whether to drive to Branson

So proud to be Welsh and live in our great nation 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

nation.cymru/news/watch-the-da

πŸ’œ New Zealand vs TERFs 

The horrible TERF woman fled back to the UK. She never even made it to Wellington, and there was no longer any event to protest there. But people still showed up en masse to stand up for trans rights πŸ’œ

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